Jake Lasley

Hey @TrainingPeaks, change it back!

Can we bring downtube shifting back?

What's your best calorie per dollar food?

Searing a roast this morning and Rowan says "Is that a ham?" Gwyn replies "No you genius, that's a meatloaf!"

Onto more pressing matters, @usacycling how about some info for our up and coming racers. How about even a month that Jnr nationals is? Training plans and race plans are on hold.

If you have results at a Grand Fondo doesn't that just make it a road race? Or am I missing something? usacycling.org/article/usa-c…

If I had a dollar for every time I was told "It just needs an adjustment.".

As always @tannerculbreath delivers on a great race. Counting down the days for @RutsNGuts! #crossishere #bikeracing #rutsnguts

Has a city or organization planted or proposed planting fruit and nut trees versus standard shade trees?

Still decency out there! I heard "Sir" when I walked out of the store today. Turned out I dropped the $17 in change I had gotten.

Show of hands fellow Oklahomans, Who is going out Friday topless, smoking dope and carrying a gun to celebrate new rights?

And @SethLasley is off in the Junior National RR. @TeamSoundpony #RoadNats #iamspecialized

First race with the boy. I have a feeling I won't be beating him to much longer.

I heard Wout Van Aert is switching to Triathlon because he heard Van der Poel can't swim.

I think if Rule 103 was utilized by @usacycling officials there job would be much easier.

Power numbers without rider weight is like saying you have a 350hp vehicle. A Honda Civic impressive, a Ford 3500 not so much.

My top three rules of group riding: be alert, be predictable and protect your front wheel.

Hey @raceface604 @EastonCycling! I have been calling warranty all week for a customer is anyone going to call me back?

The @usacycling Championship Course should be worthy of the discipline and in (1?)turn the winner worthy of the Championship

When a sprinter pimps your @Strava KOM. @MarkCavendish