Larkin Love

A rather peculiar little specimen, wouldn't you agree? A timeless touch of gothic elegance, doubling as a paperweight. 🦇

What wicked little disguise are you slipping into this Halloween, darklings? Tell me your spookiest fantasy. Let's see who's bringing the heat after dark. 😈

Dance with mommy, my darklings. 🦇

So, little creatures of the night, what are we doing on the 31st? It’s Goth Mommy’s Day, after all. Let’s make it a little wicked. 🧛🏻‍♀️

Any good movies lately? Let’s trade. Maybe we’ve got a few to add to each other’s watchlists.

First day on the internet? But if you know where to look, you know. You’ll figure it out. 😏

Tears cost extra. I’ll make your last goodbye worth dying for. 🙌🏻

For those wondering what a burkini is. Yes, it exists. A little outfit history for the curious minds.

She made her choice, darling. Now make yours. Pour that energy back into yourself and make room for someone who chooses you as wholeheartedly as you choose them.

Heal, grow, and learn to be emotionally available again before inviting someone new into your life.

Muscle mommies are the new it girls. Time to pick up those weights, ladies. 💪🏻

We can only dream. Not in this lifetime. A world of abundance, apparently, too radical to exist.

AI can generate the image, the voice, the words, but can it generate the human behind them? Or will we eventually stop caring who or what made it? There’s something deeply sad about a future where human creativity becomes unnecessary.

Gentlemen, the dress deserves your attention. Rate mommy’s outfit, and if you like what you see, there’s more where the came from. You know where to go. 😏

Come for the muscles, stay for the trouble. You’ve been warned. 🦾

Would your mother approve of us? My hair, on the other hand, has been doing some bizarre things lately. Must be something in the air this time of year.

Imagine intruders constantly blasting a foghorn into your home. I’d be seeing red too. 🫍

Another piece of Goth Mommy lore. Apparently, being good at things is one of my many talents. 🏇

Drop some music recs. Have you guys heard of Sleigh Bells? And Swifties, I already know what you’re about to say. Don't come for me.

Yes, I enjoy Lord of the Rings. Yes, I’m Team Tom Bombadil.