i'm the funny mario with sunglasses guy. any pronouns private: @LarioPrivate oshis: 👯♀️,👁️🗨️,🐾,🔅,🕵♂️,🚲,🕹️🐒,🎞
everywhere, yet nowhere
Joined September 2019
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been working at 7-Eleven in the ghetto for over two years and my first time getting assaulted at work was 2 months ago. was late one night when a guy started shit for literally no reason and threw a handful of these dollar bags if candy at me. most of them missed me LMAO
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Oshi day... these are my current big 4!
(Don't have a picture of the puppet on hand so I'm just using your twitter pfp @RyanRyan_SQ)
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In today's episode of #TBIJ, Connor appears to be wearing the red ring from Zelda 1, which will allow him to take only a quarter of the damage he normally would.
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
I made this thread of me investigating a weird bot rabbit hole on Twitter. At its peak it had 90k likes. It still haunts me to this day.
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"
frankly i dont know. probably dirk dinkum or wario gets paid. i like to think itll be usurped by something bigger some day
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"Don't talk to me or my son ever again"
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Lando deadass calling Link Zelda at first dealt critical psychic damage to me. I thought this wasn't possible anymore but this is also the same dude who said he's never met someone really into Zelda so
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to anyone that's looked at my bio noticed 🎞 in my oshi list and is wondering who it is...
it's this guy!
and he's live now!!!
go watch him it'd be really cool!!!!!
Live now!
Playing MGS2
youtube.com/live/u387tkHd87k…
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abe lincoln is unironically one of the most interesting historical figures. he's the only president with a patent. he got out of a duel by height mogging this guy by accident. dealt with a lot of depression but managed to keep a good sense of humor in spite of it. love him
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dreamt that randon was playing some sort of adventure game like Zelda or tomb raider and he could not find a torch that he needed to light to progress for the life of him. it was a genuinely grueling experience. none of us knew where it was either
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