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YANITED. Jesse Lingard’s number 1 fan.

Joined March 2014
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Would you believe it?! Love this club 🏴‍☠️❤️‍🔥
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@LangmanJake Reserves Team Club person 👏🔴⚫🏴‍☠️ #pirates
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Famous faces pay tribute to Sir Alex on his 40th anniversary ❤️
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I’ve seen TalkSport callers tell Gabby that ‘they don’t have to sell’ louder
Sound 🆙 Brenda Willison (UK) has officially been crowned with having the world's loudest shout at 105.9 dB 📢🆙
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Start Shea Lacey, give Harry Amass a chance to have an impact at LB, get Leny Yoro in at CB with Kobbie Mainoo in midfield & build the team around the future of the club. Lacey showed exactly why Manchester United give youth a chance. What a second half, unbelievable.
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Wait a minute, so Jason Wilcox wanted Man Utd to appoint Russell Martin as Erik ten Hag's replacement because they worked together at Southampton the previous year? Hiring this guy and making him Sporting Director is INEOS' biggest mistake. He sees Man Utd as Southampton. He's too inexperienced for a club the size of United, and MUST be sacked if we'll ever get out of this mess. He's seriously sabotaging the club. He's the brain behind most of the terrible decisions at the club which was why Licha called him out. GET HIM GONE!!!
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Russell Martin… Get this fucking cunt sacked today. He’s sabotaging the football club. He hates United, as his historic tweets confirm, and this proves he’s just taking the piss.
Jason Wilcox is a man under intense scrutiny right now. First, Lisandro Martinez criticised Manchester United's director of football publicly. Then the Old Trafford crowd made it clear they blame him for some of the club's recent troubles. He has also been booed when leaving Old Trafford and Stamford Bridge in recent weeks. @J_Tanswell, @lauriewhitwell and @MarioCortegana spoke to those with knowledge of the situation to find out how Wilcox is viewed inside and outside the club. Free to read: bit.ly/4z3I4Il
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Arsenal pretty much bought Konsa (£50m) as a temporary fix for 3 months until Saliba was back. Whilst Man Utd are still relying on the same back 4 from 2022. & that’s probably why they’re champions & we’re in a relegation scrap.
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Fold the club
9 games without a win and these clowns had the audacity to pull this for a offside goal . Shameless pricks
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This #BeatLukeLittler only confirms one thing. A Royal Rumble of darts would be sensational TV. Same rules, one leg 501. 30 players, Winner stays on. As soon as the leg is over a 10 second countdown starts and the next players music starts and walks out. We don’t know who is in it, old players new players. Imagine all of a sudden Phil Taylor’s music starts to play… Would be amazing TV.
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Fair play this is up there with one of the most embarrassing things I’ve seen a Premier League club do
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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🔴 "Arsenal are genuine role-models!" 🤥 "They're a wonderful group of choir boys... Thomas Partey was up there as well, wasn't he?!" Simon Jordan hits back at Piers Morgan for his comparison of Palmer and Rice 👇 📺 youtu.be/UGeVOgO2hlg @piersmorgan | @sjopinion10
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Yous cheered on a rapist for 2 years
So the Fleetwood Town player who did that disgraceful challenge on Max Dowman has decided to go into hiding Zero accountability zero respect, shamelessness and nasty behavior to the core. His name is Harrison Neal, the coward.
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It’s crazy how fiercely he defended City against the cheating allegations before they were found guilty. Why? He doesn’t care less that the only way City can be successful is through cheating, so why did he used to cry on the Overlap when people called them cheats? 🙃
I’ve just realised that if we hadn’t signed Rulli for £4M in the summer of 2016 and sold him again in January 2017, we wouldn’t have been able to sign him for £1.7M in 2026 and he wouldn’t have been able to save two penalties tonight and send us through to the Quarter Finals. Brighton must feel unbelievably cheated and rightly so. I don’t think this trophy will feel real if we go on to win it…
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Sensational website. It’s like getting in a Time Machine back to 1994.
📃 Read the latest statement and update from Chairman Lee Harding on our website regarding Steve Pitt, funds still owed to our club and potential investment braintreetownfc.org.uk/news.… #IronArmy | Forged in 1898
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😂 He had no idea Michael Owen had actually won the Ballon d’Or Owen was not amused and quickly reminds him. “What was your best standing in Ballon d’Or when you were active?” Owen looking like the man just slagged his kids off: “Well… I won it in 2001.” 😭 Come on man, do your homework!
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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This is the greatest footage I’ve ever seen 🤣
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.@GNev2 x The Streets 🎶
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Pundits like Carragher make me laugh, he says "Bournemouth's entire team is better than United" but then is fuming when someone like Martinez or Bruno has the audacity to point that out publicly? Does he expect ambitious players like that to just accept this?
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The love and respect we have for @carras16 is unquestionable. He understands this club, what it means to the supporters and what wearing that shirt demands ❤️👊🏼 But I fear the people running Manchester United will destroy him. Under the Glazers and INEOS, another man who loves this club could be left carrying the blame for problems he didn’t create, with nowhere near the support he deserves ⚠️ This club deserves better. The supporters deserve better!
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Gary Neville you’re an absolute wanker. Prime pep couldn’t get a tune out of this lot. Call your mate Jim out who got us into this mess further. The owners are parasites and don’t have a clue.
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