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Two Princes
One is a highly respected war veteran who fought for his country, had his earned military titles stripped, yet continues to give back. The other is a hand-me-down prince whose sole flex is one day “I’ll be king”. In a world full of Prince Williams, be a Prince Harry.
Because I do things differently, because I don't go by a rule book, because I lead from the heart, not the head, and albeit that's got me into trouble in my work, I understand that. But someone's got to go out there and love people and show it.
Kate’s desperate to show the 🌎 what a “cool, relatable mum” she is, taking Charlotte on the Tube🤣. 5 palaces, still after a forever🏠, never done a day’s graft, yet rakes in mills from taxpayers. Give over, Kate, just be you - or Like your royal duties, you’re still learning?
A tale of two brothers:
Prince Harry, skydiving for charity, while the other “brother” and his “wife” wander about a beach for five minutes, “picking up” rubbish — just enough time to get down his local for a pint and still mark the beach stroll down as “work”. 😂
Knowing what we know about that family and how they operate, I wouldn’t be surprised if it came out that the Firm had something to do with the stolen copies of Charles Spencer’s book — getting ahead of the claims and working out responses so they weren’t caught off guard? 🤔💭
With Meghan & Harry back in the UK, this “Private Royal Plus” bollocks says the quiet part out loud: that family is shitting it over their star power. They can’t control it or compete with it, so they try to contain it. Hence the media attacks. Meghan & Harry are THAT couple👏🏻
Nothing to see here—just a bitter old lifestyle guru, clearly pressed by the competition, who also happens to be a convicted felon. Perhaps she’d be better off worrying about her own affairs—and making sure she doesn’t miss her next check-in with her probation officer.
Don’t even think about it, Kate! 🙁🙄
Young royals at work! 👑 🧑🏻🍳 Sweden’s Princess Estelle, 13, and her little brother Prince Oscar, 9, looked like total pros in the kitchen as they helped prepare traditional Christmas dishes at the Royal Palace in Stockholm. Estelle, who's second in line to the throne after her mother, Crown Princess Victoria, clearly takes her royal duties seriously!
📽️: kungahuset
Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet recently volunteered with their parents, Prince Harry and Meghan Sussex, in Los Angeles before Thanksgiving (November 2025). They will always be the blueprint 🤷🏻
Wouldn’t be shocked if Wills and Kkkate pop up next as ‘executive producers’ on a Netflix doc in 2026🤣- soft launching with those dreadful nature videos there, Peroxide Princess? 🤔
📺 When Harry and Meghan started releasing contrents on Netflix? UK media and derangers: ‘Unroyal!’ Fast forward: Charles drops a doc with Idris Elba.
🎙️ Meghan launches a podcast — UK media and derangers: “How the mighty have fallen!”. Months later, Camilla’s whispering about books on hers. 🤷🏻
🫙 Meghan sells jam — cue the ‘Jam Duchess’ mockery from the derangers. Clarence House? Aggressively pushed their own jars weeks/months later.
Truth is, Meghan and Harry are the blueprint in that family — the rest are just playing catch-up. And if you’re in my comments crying, go argue with a brick. 🖕🏻😎
As if people in wheelchairs aren’t able to travel🙄. What Samantha Markle really meant was, “For the right price, I’ll be there.”
It honestly pains me to see a “father” teaming up with the same media who’ve caused his daughter so much hurt — all for money, on a global stage. Meghan’s only “crime” was marrying someone she loves.
My heart goes out to the Sussexes. I can’t imagine how any of us would cope with this.
Meghan will rise above it, as she always does, but it still stings to see Thomas Markle joining forces with the Daily Mail to attack his own daughter weeks before Christmas — especially when she’s working so hard to move forward with her life and her businesses.
We’ve got your back Meg! Keep your chin up.
Meghan Sussex keeps levelling up her empire, and the derangers and royalists are still online having daily aneurysms over a woman who doesn’t even know they exist. Their unhinged little tantrums? Absolute chef’s kiss entertainment. 😂
Derangers hating on Meghan Sussex while she’s front row at Balenciaga in Paris is pure comedy. She’s sipping rosé under flashbulbs while they’re refreshing YouTube analytics praying for a ten-quid payout. Keep crying into the void, babes — Meg can’t even hear you over the cameras
Meghan Sussex in 🌞California, in her garden, probably sipping As Ever rosé — unbothered, glowing, free. Across the pond, they’re stuck playing nice with a 34-count felon amongst other things. To that I say: hip hop hooray! PS: Camilla’s ‘shoo’ was the 🍒 on top. #WindsorCastle
The ‘shoo’ heard round the world 😂. Camilla looked her dead in the face and went: ‘Piss off, Melania and I are talking here.’ Cold as ice. 🥶 #WindsorCastle
Happy birthday to the people’s ONLY prince — Harry, the Duke of Sussex. His existence alone sends racist, buck-toothed, jobless parasites into convulsions😂. Keep slaying dragons, bruv!
My mate in Chicago ordered this jam for me, since I’m in the UK. It sold out, but the #AsEver team were on it —refund sorted & promised I’d still get it once restocked.
After weeks of delays with customs & forwarding, she’s finally here. Now waiting on the wine, tea & crêpe mix😁
