Took a while to get here. The South Texas Energy Foundation is officially a 501(c)(3) now, and our first event is Wednesday, September 23! We set this up for a simple reason: when people in the South Texas oil and gas community need help, there should be somewhere to go. The Oil Baron’s Classic has been a San Antonio poker night for two years. This is year three, and the first with the Foundation behind it. We’re raising money for Brian Clepp, a San Antonio oil and gas attorney in cancer treatment, and for the family of Omar Mendiola, who we lost to cancer earlier this year. Sponsorships, seats, and donations are all open. stxenergyfoundation.org/oil-…

Why are @RealPETE2020 and his buddy on this random furniture store ad?

My good friend @wtx_jayhawk needs recommendations for NAPE accommodations. He has already been led astray by people telling him to get a hotel room in the Woodlands. Please educate him, and be patient, he’s a little slow.

2nd night in a row I’ve killed a skunk in the dump at the ranch after drinking 30 beers. What have YOU done to fight communists this weekend?

Almost 5 year old has entered a fun phase where she randomly calls people a “Big Booty Judy.”

Buzzballs addiction being basically harmless is one of life’s little miracles

People keep asking me "why is diesel so expensive?" It's time I told the truth. Lazy assholes who leave their shopping cart in the parking lot.

Petroleum engineers remain undefeated at telling everyone how right they are

I did not receive a formal invitation but I will be attending the family settlement meeting tomorrow on behalf of my client's client. Sitting in a room full of attorneys and randomly standing up to shout "I OBJECT!" has always been a dream of mine.

Proud of the little guy, being a model citizen and such

It’s about that time

Iran's oil minister quit Sunday. "Personal reasons." Bessent on X: "Considering Iran has not loaded a single barrel of crude onto a vessel since August 25th, what is the oil minister managing?" Zero crude exports in September. First full stop in decades.

The most frustrating thing about building shit with AI is making rules and then having it say "you don't have authority to do that, you made a rule on 9/28 at 2:01am saying you couldn't do that."

Happy LandmanFriday™

Iran. Aramco. Houthis. China. Now a hurricane. Isaias is headed across the beautiful body of water that makes 15% of US crude. Half the nation's refining is on that coast. Diesel's $6.30 and 14% light going in. Hurricane season showed up late but still found a seat at the table.

I built a robot that runs title. Taught it everything I know. Something was holding it back. It wasn’t a landman yet. Late one night, I had a breakthrough: “you need to be more retarded.”

You are an oil boy, @wtxoil is regarded

🚨Friday Night #EFT RollCall🚨 Hormuz. Iran. China. Tankers. Refiners. Rigs. It’s been a hell of a week boys, but we made it! @EnronChairman @StreetBomber @NewsFinOil @ManchesterUtd81 @wtx_jayhawk @wtxoil @Tejanobrown @RealPETE2020 @MOAR_Drilling

Oil prices are so high I'm getting calls from random landowners asking if I can find an oil company to come drill their shitty acreage "for top dollar on the lease terms of course." I feel like I've entered some Twilight Zone and these are all people @parkertankus pissed off...

Friday morning message for @massive_frac