Your strict, hung landlady. Rent’s due on the 1st… and if you’re short, you’ll be on your knees making up the difference.
Joined February 2025
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I own this building.
I own the lease.
And if you’re late on rent… I own you.
Cash is optional.
Obedience is not.
Your landlady doesn’t negotiate.
She collects.
Your wife’s on her knees in my living room.
Rent’s three months late.
I don’t want your money anymore.I want her face buried in my fat ass.
Tongue deep.
Slow.
Grateful.
Landlord Mommy retweeted
Caught you.
Keys in the ignition.
Trying to slip away like the rent never existed.
Mouth open.
Landlord Mommy retweeted
I own this building.
I own the lease.
And if you’re late on rent… I own you.
Cash is optional.
Obedience is not.
Your landlady doesn’t negotiate.
She collects.
Landlord Mommy retweeted
After a long day at work, the detective has decided she deserves to rest. And she does mean that, emphasis on the 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈.
She would 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 hate it if someone came and disturbed her sleep.
Fair warning, she's very cranky when she's tired.
Landlord Mommy retweeted
👑🄽🄾🄴🄻🄻🄴 🅂🄸🄻🅅🄰💙
🄾🄵 🅃🄷🄴
🍀🄲🄻🄾🅅🄴🅁 🄺🄸🄽🄶🄳🄾🄼☘️
👑🅈🄾🅄🄽🄶 🅁🄾🅈🄰🄻👑
♠️🄿🄰🅁🅃 🄾🄵 🅃🄷🄴 🄱🄻🄰🄲🄺 🄱🅄🄻🄻🅂
💙🄱🄻🄰🄲🄺🄴🄳 🅁🄾🅈🄰🄻♠️
💙🄳🄴🅃🄰🄸🄻🄴🄳💙
♠️18+ 🄽🄾 🄼🄸🄽🄾🅁🅂🔞
💙&🔄 🄸🅂 🄶🅁🄴🄰🅃🄻🅈 🄰🄿🄿🅁🄴🄲🄸🄰🅃🄴🄳
Landlord Mommy retweeted
═══════ (🌏) ════════
𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫
𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤, 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲
𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 reader who seems to be
under her, unable to get up
because of how heavy she was.
“ 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞
𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐀𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐬? A queen does
need a king daily whenever. . ~ “
═══════ (🌏) ════════
Landlord Mommy retweeted
”̶ 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒌𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒖𝒑, 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏/𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒍. 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒇𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒚𝒆𝒔. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒘𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒆. . “
꧁ ༺ 𐦟 ༻ ꧂
Ω —➤ 𝑵𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒂 𝑹. 𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒖𝒔
Ω —➤ 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒌𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒔 𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒓𝒆
Ω —➤ 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉-𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒆 (areas, such as Freyrr, & Arcadia)
Ω —➤ 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 / 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒎𝒂 (𝑻𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒔)
Ω —➤ 𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 𝑽𝒐𝒊𝒅 𝑮𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒔
Ω —➤ 𝑫𝑴𝑺 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑳𝑰𝑴𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑫 (🔞+ 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀)
”̶ 𝑀𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑚𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢， 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑚 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑒𝑠．𝑫𝒆𝒖𝒔 - 𝑻𝒆𝒄̧𝒖𝒎. “
꧁ ༺ 𐦟 ༻ ꧂
「↻ + ♡」
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#𝐋𝐄𝐖𝐃𝐑𝐏 |
Landlord Mommy retweeted
꧁༺ ~𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓔𝓡𝓕𝓔𝓒𝓣 𝓡𝓮𝓭𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭 𝓑𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸~ ༻꧂
꧁༺ 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮 : 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓮𝓼𝓽 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓮 ༻꧂
Landlord Mommy retweeted
"Oh my seems the weather is starting to get cool. Glad this old jacket still fits even though I've gained all this weight. Maybe I'll get lucky and find a beautiful woman who's want a nice evening in and cuddled together in front of the tv."
