I am a carbon base life form that travels using bipedal locomotion. Formerly held record for youngest person on Earth. 🇺🇸+🇬🇱 ✠ Deus Vult ✠
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Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
No President has been stricter on immigration than President Trump.
He just made the toughest man on immigration Stephen Miller his chief of staff.
And some of you want to act like Trump is reversing course? 🤣
Look at the actions, not what he says in a 60 minutes interview.
Hilarious you haven't figured this out after 12 years of Trump.
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
The United States will not tolerate subversive communist networks in our hemisphere.
The Marxist Cuban regime relies on a web of state-owned enterprises, joint ventures, and offshore intermediaries to keep its systems running, and its foreign backers supply the military equipment that helps sustain the regime’s military forces and enables persistent threats to the American homeland.
Today, I'm sanctioning eight entities and two individuals associated with the regime’s financial and shipping network, state-owned import and technical-support entities, and China-based suppliers of the regime's military forces.
state.gov/releases/office-of…
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
When you come take them, Send fathers so their children can be raised by better men
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
What you’re about to see is that the Democrats are actually everything they told us Trump was…
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
It is my Great Honor to endorse Highly Respected America First Congressman, Andy Biggs, who is running to be the next Governor of the wonderful State of Arizona, a State I won BIG!
A very successful Civic Leader, Attorney, former State Representative, former State Senator, and now, as a distinguished U.S. Congressman (and one of the most respected of them all!), Andy has strongly served his Community with a career “loaded up” with accolades — and WINS! His opponent, Katie Hobbs, is a Radical Left Democrat who wants massive Tax Increases, Open Borders, Men playing in Women’s Sports, and Transgender Mutilization of your Children. Katie Hobbs is Reckless, Radical, and Dangerous! On the other hand, as your next Governor, Andy will work tirelessly to Grow the Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Promote MADE IN THE U.S.A., Unleash American Energy DOMINANCE, Keep our Border SECURE, Stop Illegal Aliens, Ensure LAW AND ORDER, Strengthen our incredible Military, Veterans, and Law Enforcement, Safeguard our Elections, and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.
Andy Biggs is outstanding, and has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Governor of the Great State of Arizona. GET OUT AND VOTE FOR ANDY — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
BOOM! Greenland just voted 16-0 to ratify Trump’s Arctic security pact, greenlighting 2 NEW U.S. bases and the Golden Dome!
Trump keeps WINNING. The Arctic is officially ours! 🇺🇸🇬🇱
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
One of the funniest things about Halloween is watching Protestants condemn it as pagan and demonic while having absolutely no idea what the name even means.
Halloween. All Hallows' Eve. The eve of All Saints' Day.
Tomorrow, Catholics throughout the world will honor the saints who have gone before us in Christ.
What adds to the humor, in a very sad way, is the irony that these same Protestants will happily celebrate Reformation Day instead, commemorating a movement that shattered Western Christian unity and gave rise to centuries of division, thousands of denominations, and contradictory doctrines.
Honoring the saints in Heaven? Idolatry.
Celebrating the division of Christendom? Glorious.
You genuinely cannot make this stuff up.
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
If you are here illegally, we will find you, arrest you, and DEPORT you.
The patriots of ICE REMOVED gang members, pedophiles, and other violent criminals:
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
I live in Europe and we're dropping like flies because of climate change. I'm thinking of just digging my own grave, getting in it, and waiting for climate change to take me.
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
Planning a trip to Paris? 🇫🇷
Good news! Paris City Tours is now offering 50% off.
Same iconic sights. Slightly different experience.
My latest AI satire.
Enjoy and Vive La France! 🇫🇷
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Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
Stay tuned, bro.
Any credible allegation of voter fraud should be taken seriously and investigated.
That being said, the action by Trump’s DOJ — charging just 28 individuals — suggests they have no evidence to back up their claims just last week of TENS or HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of illegally registered voters.
Yes, non-citizen voter registration and voting does happen in isolated instances — in California and the rest of the country alike — but it is so rare that the Trump admin is parading around town about .0001% of California voters.
If the feds were serious about this, they would have done this long ago — not in the middle of people voting, which inherently and needlessly sows distrust and doubt in our democracy.
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
Emmanuel Macron’s time is over
Marine Le Pen for 2027 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
@MLP_officiel
🤖 Made with AI
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
“The situation has never been so serious; the Fifth Republic is on the verge of collapse. My family has served France for centuries, and if France calls upon me, I will be at its service. The indispensable condition is that France desires the return of the monarchy - a monarchy above parties, unifying.”
- Luís de Bourbon, direct descendant of Saint Louis IX
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
Europeans,
Seeing what is going on in France, I have just one question:
Do you get it now?
This isn’t going to get better on its own. Sign the @SaveEuropeAct
Lance Dude 🍊☧ retweeted
“The NRA wants you to focus on how this was stopped…”
Correct. A heroic armed citizen saved innocent lives. Your failed gun control policies and “Gun-Free Zone” stickers did not.
The NRA wants you to focus on how this was stopped, but the focus should be on how it started: a system that allowed a gun in the hands of a 16-year-old. By the time anyone could stop him, a 5-year-old, an 8-year-old, an 11-year-old, and their teacher were already dead. That’s not a reminder of anything except what our leaders failed to prevent.
