Tom Ince rolling back the years with 3⃣ of the best! ⚽️ #EFL | @WatfordFC

🚨⚠️ Isco, expected to be out for around three months with an injury suffered last night. Real Betis strategy on the market can now change again. ⚪️🟢

this guy has been buying and returning 110lb anvils on Amazon for 8 months now

Rumors are circulating that the entire list was just released on the dark web minutes ago. Have my team searching for it now.

New season loading 🔋

just purchased a lamp that is a mini soviet apartment block

Today in 2013, all three of these projects were released 💿 J. Cole — Born Sinner Ye — YEEZUS Mac Miller — Watching Movies With The Sound Off Which have you listened to most over the years?

I claim the term “suitslop” to describe Succession, Severence, Suits, Billions, Mad Men, etc. Feel free to use it for movies too; Margin Call, Wolf of Wall Street, The Big Short, etc, but any of those legal or political fiction movies too (All the President’s Men, John Grisham adaptations, etc)

I was using my own power bank on the DLR and a stranger asked what percentage my phones on.

🏅🌳 Nuno Espirito Santo here with the Manager of the Month Award for March. Fantastic job at Nottingham Forest so far.

Settle a debate. What do you call this?

Exclusive: Amad Diallo could miss the rest of the season after suffering ankle ligament damage in training ++ still being assessed but faces lengthy layoff ++ Mainoo out for a number of weeks and Ugarte and Collyer to miss Spurs too #mufc dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba…

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mathys Tel’s current decision is to reject Tottenham proposal. Despite willingness to sign him for €60m package and face to face talks, Tel has informed Spurs about his decision. Barring any surprises, Tel won’t join Spurs… more PL clubs are on it now 👀

Gerrard gone.

🚨🗣️ Ruben Amorim: “I just want to win, I don’t care about Christmas.”