Managers, Supervisors, Bar Staff & Floor Staff come one, come all & flood our inbox with your expertise, skills & useless party tricks that will be forever be taken advantage of on work nights out Send CVs via email/carrier pigeon to jo@jsmbars.co.uk

Good luck to everyone getting their A-Level results today! If you didn’t get the grades you wanted, never fear…I did boss in mine and now I write these for a living. #readerboardprophetincoming #AlevelResultsDay2022 #AlevelResults #alevels2022

If soggy socks were a day then Monday would be it. We’re serving up house doubles from £2.50 to get you through. Come drown your sorrows people xx

The only acceptable action when your corporate overlord asks you to do overtime on a Friday…Jib the job and get to ars!

Stay strong people! In a short while, you’ll be able to get your fruity fix in the comfort of ars. Cobble free & covered up x #concertsquaregirl #concertsquareliverpool #gobbleonthecobbles

Community Shield on later. Dress code is 'Full Kit W*nkers only'. Be there with bells on x

It’s Friday kiddiwinks. Hope you’re as excited as that one guy is xx

Soothe the pain of those dreaded blues with a cheap pint & a nice lil cry into your bevvy. Keep fun to a minimum though ey, it’s Monday after all x

When it’s the second day of a heatwave and you’ve told everyone you can’t sweat.

Sick of Blue Moon and accommodating staff?? Look no further.

- BREAKING NEWS - Following Boris Johnson’s resignation, a new, promising candidate has been announced in the bid for Prime Minister. #peteforPM

Well done Boris! You’ll go down in history with the only thing you were ever able to organise - a p*ss-up. #BorisJohnson #BorisOut #Clownfall

It’s Friday peeps, thank f*ck for that! Grab your nearest Corporate Overlord and hit them with a sloppy one 💋

Safe travels to everyone travelling to Glastonbury today. Hope it p*sses down...We said we want you to be safe not happy x #imjustfumingimonalateshift

£280 better off and ears remain intact. You’re welcome xx

Enjoy our boss, award-winning not at all biased promo vid to get you in them oh so saucy Friday feels. It’s the weekend people!

Watching the game or watching the girl in Subway massacre your meatball marinara #youdecide Liverpool match kicks off from 4 today, head down early!

It's Friday kiddiwinks! You know where to find me after work...Eyeing up my bevvy like it's a combine harvester at a House's of Parliament meeting 🚜 #cheeky

When yet another middle-aged vest top-wearing Ian on Twitter says Liverpool has lost his support after booing the national anthem #flagshagger #liverpool #NationalAnthem

It's Friday Twinkletits. If you've made it this far without getting your boss in a headlock, you definitely deserve that bevvy. To the bar!