Crystal Noll, ASH, BSI. Director/Co-founder @221Bcon. Co-editor The Serpentine Muse. Librocubicularist. Foodie. she/her #GoAvsGo #CPFC 478

Georgia, USA
Joined September 2008
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What a month it was. Really flew by.
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The mountain is moving. The Avalanche is coming.
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Happy 27th Anniversary to the Fragile by Nine Inch Nails!
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When Butker misses a kick, a female angel with a higher education and no children gets its wings 🪽
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It didn't work in Jurassic Park, and it doesn't work in real life. Don't try smuggling contraband in cans of shaving cream. xitter.cf/CBPPortDirNYNJ/status/…
Marijuana, Methamphetamine, & Steroids – Oh My! An inbound passenger at the Port of NY/Newark discovered the hard way that entering the U.S. with drugs concealed in his luggage wasn’t a smart move. The subject is now facing state prosecution. #OFOProud #CBPNYNWK
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99 Days Until Halloween 🎃
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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NHL will announce opening night matchups for the 2026-27 season on July 15 and a full release of the 84-game schedule at 1pm ET on July 16
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If you're a hockey team that's looking for to bring in a head coach, you know you've found the right guy if you hafta ask the players' union to see if you're even allowed to hire him.
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Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.
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at my funeral take the bouquet off my casket & throw it in the crowd to see who next
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dear lord open the schools
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EWR Terminal C TSA Precheck was 19 minutes.
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Made it through TSA Precheck at ATL in 30 minutes. No complaints.
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BREAKING UPDATE: Georgia State Senate passes a bill to switch Georgia to the Atlantic Time Zone. Georgia would observe year-round Daylight Saving Time and not change clocks twice a year. #gapol House Bill 154 now goes to the State House. Learn more here: bit.ly/4rI6DGZ
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Im tired
JUST IN: Petri dish of human brain cells grown on a microchip has learned to play DOOM.
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can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”
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why what happened
Due to current circumstances, Secretary Rubio will no longer travel to Israel on March 2.
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