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When Butker misses a kick, a female angel with a higher education and no children gets its wings 🪽
It didn't work in Jurassic Park, and it doesn't work in real life.
Don't try smuggling contraband in cans of shaving cream.
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
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NHL will announce opening night matchups for the 2026-27 season on July 15 and a full release of the 84-game schedule at 1pm ET on July 16
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If you're a hockey team that's looking for to bring in a head coach, you know you've found the right guy if you hafta ask the players' union to see if you're even allowed to hire him.
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Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.
Dooooo it
BREAKING UPDATE: Georgia State Senate passes a bill to switch Georgia to the Atlantic Time Zone. Georgia would observe year-round Daylight Saving Time and not change clocks twice a year. #gapol
House Bill 154 now goes to the State House.
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