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Aiming for the stars was taken literally by this Chicago native, taking each opportunity that he earned & hit them all out the park, each & every time.

parody. multi. mdni 21+
Joined December 2023
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— ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. A fictional portrayal of 𝑪𝑴 𝑷𝒖𝒏𝒌, literate and descriptive, messages are open as long as you’re followed, open to storylines, ships w/ chem, NSFW content possible. ❥ + ↺
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// i feel bad for sami, giving him a 9 day reign is crazy work 😭
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// he’s fucking back 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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la familia is here! ⚖️
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el rey . . .
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——— 𝐒𝐎𝐋 𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐀 .ᐟ *ੈ✩‧₊˚ est. in ‘99. virgo. cat mom. nxt / wwe superstar. surfer. certified sol snatcher.
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// talk your shit 🗣️
( imagine being so obsessed with me that you have to resort to being a racist piece of shit by calling me a black bitch.. please go dig yourself a hole and fuck off. LMFAOOO I’m a proud black woman #thangyaaa 🤌🖤 )
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sorry, pal. there’s only one room for one cool #dad n that’s me. 😚
u just mad cause im also a cool #dad.
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YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. HAUNTING YOU IN YOUR DREAMS LIKE THIS.
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i’ll just haunt you in your dreams. 🫩
gonna chomp u in my sleep #idk 🫩
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well, yes. 🫩
why won’t u smoke with me?? do my teef scare u and give u ptsd? 🫩
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they look good on you 😍
yall like my new teef (courtesy of @LaceUpWithGod)
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*sees 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝟰/𝟮𝟬 𝗱𝗮𝘆 tweets all over the TL* *leaves chat*
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You ain’t slick, what about the rest of spring mf
"All this part-time crap? We gonna fix that. Y'all better make some room 'cause y'all gonna see my ass all summer." Roman Reigns on the WrestleMania post show 👀
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You ain’t slick, what about the rest of spring mf
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biting me with a set of roman veneers on is absolutely crazy
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as the kids today say, “you know ball”
I’m still Team Punk, yall tribal queef sucks. 🫩
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// these weirdos need to be put in their place seriously.
CM Punk crashed out at a fan last night after he was harrasing AJ Lee at the hotel lobby.
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