@Lab0urUK

Labour is the party of asylum seeker Parody account, not affiliated with The Labour Party.

Joined April 2026
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The Gods are not happy with us replacing Starmer so have sent thunder. We must offer Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe as a sacrifice to appease them.
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Burnham gets coronated and London experiences a thunderstorm. Clear pathetic fallacy. #thunderstorm
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Starmtroopers this is our last chance, we must work together to save our commander in chief.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKJun 21
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer is expected to address the nation tomorrow morning
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Cheers Google 👍 Can’t search Ed eating bacon without being redirected to a hotline.
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Sadiq Khan says solving crime isn’t the responsibility of the police. 🧌
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
@MayorofLondonJun 11
Mobile phone crime won’t be solved by policing alone. It also needs coordinated action from industry. Having already seen the advanced security features introduced by Google and Samsung, I welcome the new agreement between Apple and the Met to protect mobile phone users. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg4…

Make stolen phones unusable, Met Police urges tech giants

Sir Mark Rowley has asked the home secretary to introduce legislation forcing companies to publish data on stolen devices.

bbc.co.uk
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The Labour Party (Parody) retweeted
The Labour Party (Parody)@Lab0urUKMay 27
Replying to @wesstreeting
Wes Streeting has announced Labour will tackle inequality by publishing a 1000 word Guardian article about it before immediately attending a private breakfast with Palantir.
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The Labour Party (Parody) retweeted
Max "Lesley" Crocspierre
@lesthecrocMay 15
🚨 NEW: Starmer has reportedly "thrown Wes Streeting in a van" and is currently "driving up the M1 to deliver him to the King in the North" according to No. 10 spokesperson. [@thetimes]
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Wes Streeting’s website for leader is oddly honest for a politician. He can definitely beat Burnham with this manifesto.
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Wes Streeting has launched his new site WesForLeader.com On this site, he is inviting individiuals to pledge their support for Wes Streeting.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUKMay 14
🚨 BREAKING: Wes Streeting has resigned from Keir Starmer's Government
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Wes Streeting has also included an interesting blocklist on this site.
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The Labour Party (Parody) retweeted
The Labour Party (Parody)@Lab0urUKMay 14
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
🚨 BREAKING: Wes Streeting finally grows a pair of balls after edging the Prime Minister for 12 months.
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The Labour Party (Parody) retweeted
The Labour Party (Parody)@Lab0urUKMay 11
Replying to @PolitlcsUK @BethRigby
It's so starmover
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The Labour Party (Parody) retweeted
The Labour Party (Parody)@Lab0urUKMay 11
Replying to @PolitlcsUK @alexwickham
They are calling it a Starmageddon.
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No way two candidates named their baby Erasmus 😭
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Green Party recognising genocide in Ukraine ❌ Green Party recognising genocide anywhere else ✅ Keep slaving away to your Russian puppet masters.
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanskiApr 25
I will take no lectures on Putin from these Labour hypocrites. I said Putin and Trump are both serious threats to Britain. Correct. Starmer filled the top of his government, Mandelson and Tim Allan, people who made a fortune sucking up to Putin.
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Hope David Lammy finally gets some sleep somewhere more peaceful than PMQs.
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The Labour Party would like to thank Liz Kendall and Tom Hayes for their devoted act of political suicide this morning.
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