Everything was normal, and then suddenly it's like the laws of physics went right out the window. (By @JoeSondow)

Alpha Quadrant
Joined April 2013
La Forge physics tip: The universe is like a balloon. So is space. And energy. And time. In physics, everything is like a balloon.
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Worf no longer posts emails here but he is now regularly posting emails on M🐘stod🐘n and 🔵sky @WorfEmail@botsin.space @WorfEmail.bsky.social
Thank you for nine years of googling and laughing with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets. Riker continues googling at botsin.space/@RikerGoogling Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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when your friends forget to tell you they're going to do the mannequin challenge
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La Forge user interface design tip: If your button consoles are incomprehensible, you'll need an outstanding voice response system.
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La Forge engineering tip: Jet propulsion systems should be reusable, not disposable.
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La Forge resiliency tip: If you don’t have a backup for each subsystem, a minor problem can bring down the whole ship.
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La Forge social tip: When you want to share your excitement about a new technology, make sure you're talking to the right crowd.
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La Forge engineering tip: Just because something is impossible doesn't mean you shouldn't make it possible. popsci.com/boeing-just-paten…
La Forge engineering tip: The more minor systems you automate, the better equipped the crew will be to handle larger problems.
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La Forge engineering tip: No matter what anyone tells you, duct tape cannot repair a warp core breach. No, it can't.
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La Forge ethics tip: Only peek through the cards after the hand is over.
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La Forge perspective tip: There was a time when the idea of an in-use orbiting space station was science fiction. news.yahoo.com/space-station…
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La Forge heartbleed tip: Better change your passwords. mashable.com/2014/04/09/hear…
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La Forge troubleshooting tip: Install a recursive algorithm.
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Tell the captain the truth about how long the repairs will take. You want him to trust you, right?
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