Pinch of mom...NFTS writing & producing comedy grad/occasional film journalist- I like to tweet about my cats 🐾
London, Soho, Sedgley ;-)
Joined October 2010
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When you can't leave a brother behind 😂
@AldiUK what in the name of Aldi special buys is this? 😂
Me and my daughter couldn't leave it in fear he would be binned but it somehow made its way to the show floor with head sewn on upside down 💀
Every attempt on @monzo chat to speak to someone who can advise has left me with a bot style response of 'our specialists will be in touch'no one has been in touch,you can't speak to anyone on the phone &this shocking customer service has left me with£0 and zero customer care2/3
My @monzo bank account was subject to fraud on Monday, card was cloned and every penny in my account spent within 10 mins on US transactions and betfred it's now been 42hours and I've still had no contact from the Monzo fraud team and any idea if/when I will get my money back 1/2
Utterly heartbreaking. The same year of birth as my daughter... in the same nappies and completely innocent. I think I might just be able to cope with my gas bill and safe roof over my head seeing this
For anyone who’s ever been dumped- The short I wrote and created for part of my @NFTSFilmTV grad project, reminding me of a time when it was possiable to make bad decisions in pubs 😂 🍺 🍷 🎥
comedy.co.uk/online/videos/1…
@BritishComedy
one year on from the spice world tour when I took my baby womb spice to Coventry and the real baby spice @EmmaBunton made my year by tweeting my bump and then giving the most amazing concert ever 💕
🌎 ✌️ 🌍
Boj is leading me on and giving me more mixed messages than all the boys I pulled in my youth 🤣
#lockdown #phasethree #BorisJohnson #schrodingersexitstrategy
Really chuffed to have made the second stage for this... when i got the email last night I just thought it was a very polite rejection 😂 Was only when i read the ‘your script is in the top 8% of submissions’ bit that I was like hang on a minute he BBC only blummin’ like me🤣❤️
Everyone who entered our #InterConnected opportunity should now have received an email about the status of their entry. With 6803 scripts received we are not able to provide everyone with feedback. Check out this blog post if you'd like some tips & advice bbc.in/2RFoUXp
ALT InterConnected
In this very strange world we’re in right now...have faith in yourself... if i’ve managed to keep a small human alive for 9 months, you too can survive this 😂 #Babysfirsteaster #Lockdownbabies #thistooshallpass
Legit feel like this is that scene in chernobyl after the explosion where everyone dances in the radiation lights,watching from the bridge unaware of whats to come...an we’re all going round (myself last week included)saying RMBK reactor codes don’t explode...#COVID19 #COVIDIOTS
I wrote a thing about that thing I did...
Thinking of applying to the @NFTSFilmTV Writing and Producing Comedy diploma? Here's an article from graduate @l_p_j on what to expect: bit.ly/2kr3os2
#LetFannyFly - Let’s be honest there’s way worse things to see at the Fringe 😉chng.it/dCKvG2Zz via @UKChange
#supportvaginas #edfringe
I swear all I talk about is tits recently... but seriously it’s a just a tit- don’t be a tit about it...no wonder only 50% of women choose to breast feed and out of those, a further 50% have given up by the time they have their first health visitor appointment.
#freethefeed
When actual baby spice tweets your ‘baby spice’ this may have made me shed a tear or 5... super excited for the show now my ten year old self would be so chuffed 💕 #futurespice #spicebaby #zigazigwaaaah
