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The Movie about a man named Emoji youtu.be/l_LQC07kEX8

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Chris Pratt Mario really would say "gabba goo."

It is Spooking youtu.be/ImVtC97poXU

Uncle Grandpa has main character energy.

You know, when I saw that Miyamoto Tweet about delaying the Mario movie and misread "Chris-san" as "Chris-Chan," I laughed to myself. Then I saw other people misreading the name and found that funny. But now the motherfucker is treading once again on this stupid website how the s

New interpretive dance move: The Butterfly 1. Jump up into the air as high as you can 2. Go limp at the apex of your jump 3. Hit the floor as a rag doll 4. Break every bone in your body

What if your name was RIP? Would they have to put "RIP RIP" on your tombstone?

For next years Oscars, can we replace the stage with a boxing ring please? Doesn't have to be extravagant or over the top. Anything'll be more entertaining than the pointless awards and awful jokes.

Contrary to popular belief, these are not mushrooms. Scientists have determined that what you thought were mushrooms are infact not mushrooms at all, and instead were determined to be something completely different. Please click this link and thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Alright, that's it Twitter. I'm tired of seeing the same garbage ads. I want to see funny shit again, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

fucking nose water. fucking fuckin gfuck fuck fuck fuck fu k fuckng nose water man.

There are at least a couple hundred people on this site that'll look at this image and think "noooo u cant give da monkie the Capri Sun Roarin Waters he needs to eat bananas and leaf 😢😡😖😭🙊"

Phones would not work in the middle ages because the flying beep-boop cans that send out weow-wrow-weow-wrow waves would not have existed yet.

I know this might be seen as a hot take, but this has to be said. I know it might make some people out there very angry, and may ruin my chances of ever finding success in life, But this is something that's been on my chest for years now, and I have to get it out there. Okay, so

Merry Valentines Day youtu.be/vp9GxyqIZeY

Can we replace every bean head worm mouth cartoon character with the head and face of Mr. Bean from Mr. Bean please and thank you