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Strippers are an ethnicity? Cool!
Pole-dancing: Mamdani disses yet another NYC ethnic group trib.al/TzCNJdT
If this isn’t @FreddieGibbs next album cover
NGL I get a little annoyed when people ask me to tag them when I post their work so I’m just gonna invite them to collab when they ask.
Like I don’t steal tweets I don’t crop out the original poster o don’t understand what the tag is for especially if I don’t know you.
All I’m doing is removing one step from your fans and adding an extra to my day.
No New Yorkers take those fucking carriage rides either. It’s that one couple from Minnesota or a family from Pakistan. And usually by the end everyone is arguing over the price. Horse shit and horse flies everywhere. Don’t make me pull up that Seinfeld episode. That NY is gone.
Fucking pro-landlord propaganda, they have to wait 8 years for the apartment to go from stabilized to market rate so they use these bullshit excuses all the time. Fuck him.
These NYC apartments are standing empty, not because the owners don't want to rent them, but because rent stabilization laws prohibit them from charging enough to earn back the costs of necessary repairs.
My latest for @WSJFreeEx
I’m glad someone finally said it all taste like shit that’s why you’re gonna find me in dive bars ordering a pina colada.
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
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