This will not end well… for you, as I own my body of water. and you’re the one thirsty.

Hamden, New York
Joined August 2008
Get to know me: convicts.nyc/convicts/osvald… the actual story is here: slutlust.wordpress.com/2015/… – at Manhattan, NY
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You can’t take being called a “poet laureate” from me.
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Not Nore posting a photo in front of Joe’s store
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Now I know about podcast beef and this is why I hate Joe Buddens 🤣
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KNEW PPPOST: SUNDAY TIME CAPSULE EDITION: instagram.com/p/DepKEVWkVwN/…
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Strippers are an ethnicity? Cool!
Pole-dancing: Mamdani disses yet another NYC ethnic group trib.al/TzCNJdT
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I keep that thang on me.
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Holy shit shout outs to this Nas discourse I’ve never heard this track and I’m a FAN fan
Put some respect on da goat name outchea @Nas - nobody seein 96 Nas.. NOBODY
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If this isn’t @FreddieGibbs next album cover
Neither Cartier-Bresson, Banksy nor Cold War Steve could have come up with such an image. Absolutely perfect composition and lighting (even the road signs are perfect)! 😍
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NGL I get a little annoyed when people ask me to tag them when I post their work so I’m just gonna invite them to collab when they ask.
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Like I don’t steal tweets I don’t crop out the original poster o don’t understand what the tag is for especially if I don’t know you. All I’m doing is removing one step from your fans and adding an extra to my day.
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Mining for content on this hell is exhausting enough. Have you seen my feed it’s nothing but Deen the Great yelling at people and I can’t block those accounts fast enough.
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No New Yorkers take those fucking carriage rides either. It’s that one couple from Minnesota or a family from Pakistan. And usually by the end everyone is arguing over the price. Horse shit and horse flies everywhere. Don’t make me pull up that Seinfeld episode. That NY is gone.
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And she’s a coward too, not a real NYer just as I expected.
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I actually love her pod 🤣
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Fucking pro-landlord propaganda, they have to wait 8 years for the apartment to go from stabilized to market rate so they use these bullshit excuses all the time. Fuck him.
These NYC apartments are standing empty, not because the owners don't want to rent them, but because rent stabilization laws prohibit them from charging enough to earn back the costs of necessary repairs. My latest for @WSJFreeEx
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I’m glad someone finally said it all taste like shit that’s why you’re gonna find me in dive bars ordering a pina colada.
Unpopular opinion; No one - literally not a soul - actually enjoys the taste of beer. Not a single human. Those who claim to enjoy beer, don’t actually. It’s really just a social ritual, a form of self deception… the impact of decades of stacked marketing to convince you that beer is anything but an alcohol delivery mechanism. You can enjoy getting sloshed. You can enjoy the social liberation that alcohol offers. You can enjoy the party. But don’t act like you actually like the taste of beer. You don’t. You might think you do. But you don’t. Because it tastes like it looks: bitter dehydrated piss, with bubbles. In the case of Guinness, like diarrhea, with bubbles. And you know it.
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When my connect told me I should stop selling $20’s and do $50’s because “they are gonna be calling you all night, this way you cut those trips in half”
For those who were adults during the 2008 financial crisis, what was your holy crap, the economy is actually crashing moment?
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Everyone I met who was white went full Philly tourism board when I told them I was considering moving there while everyone who I met who was black was like “why?”
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I’m just gonna do whatever the plug says 🤷🏾‍♂️
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