— QUICKSILVER, BABY ☄️ rp/fl. bi. 21+ Fastest loser in the land. Coolest klepto you know. Definitely unrelated to Magneto. Multiverse/crossover friendly #marvelrp #mvrp #xmenrp

There's a blink as he's pulled in, fumbling for a moment as he doesn't know where to put his hands, but he recovers quickly enough— placing them on Will's shoulders, smile going crooked. "Believe it or not, I can do that. Way easier to stay still when I got a good reason to."

Fuck, okay, I got two more. I gotta use these wisely. I'll save them for the right occasion. No I won't. But I'll pretend I will. Are you keeping count? You should give me a warning before I hit two. Blast an air horn in my face.

On a scale of one to yes, how much does she think that he won't appreciate being called that? ... He's gonna find out.

Just got back from a crazy world-threatening war against inhabitants of another galaxy if anybody wants to Hi.

𓆨 CENTIPEDE. The fact that I literally got to use my X-Men knowledge at work today lmaoo like what do you mean I get paid to be annoying about the things I love now, who let me do this

"Okay, well, let's slow down there— if 𝘐 don't get to do the self-deprecating thing, then neither do you, so you're still gonna be important, but—" Showing up again in front of him, his own smile bright. "Totally on board otherwise. Want me to get the pizza for you? Or five?"

Okay, but like. Hypothetically. If you really think about it. If Magneto can put a helmet over his head and block out telepaths, I can put a pot over my head and do the same thing.

WELL. Y'KNOW. I DUNNO. God forbid a guy acknowledge he's a little dumb sometimes which is also all the time but it's fine since you say I'm not dumb and that has to cancel out at LEAST five percent of it for the next few minutes.

Oh... Shit. Huh. Guess she's right. ... So the pots and pans monster is Magneto, right?

Terrible news for Peter Maximoff, Dumbass Extraordinaire ™