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5th Gate
Joined November 2013
I swam down shits creek and came up clean with a new lease on life like Andy Dufresne – at Pennsylvania, USA
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This one’s my fav
One of my all time favorite genres of internet images ever are these extremely goofy blursed fanmade movie posters, truly one of if not the absolute pinnacle of humanity's greatest creations!
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry
Blueface says what he WOULD have said if the ROLES were reversed and Chrisean being held at gunpoint by the cops 😳 “Man K*LL this b*tch”
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This FLOORED me lmao
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You see how quick the Haliban got in formation, this not a game.
Tyrese Haliburton had words for Derik Queen. 👀🍿
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Assembleeeee
Okay B2K, I like! It’s giving southern grown and sexy.
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Sixers dub got mfs signing twitter fc peace treaties
KNICKS FANS, I have a proposition for you... We (Celtics fans) will give out Brunson and Knicks propaganda all season if you do the same for us (Tatum and Celtics prop) deal?? 🗽🤝☘️
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Bro was looking for Tatum 😭😭😭
Paul George forgot he's not playing in the NBA right now 😂😂😂 #TeamUSA
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Roller Coaster of a video. Beautiful ending. God is a Comedian.
straight from the smiling friends universe:
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Removing the music is incredibly nasty work my god 😭😭😭 That’s someone who had a plan and a point to make
Cardi B is a horrible rapper. Rapping these trash ass lyrics with so much conviction is embarrassing. 😂 She really went on Tiny Desk and played in these people face performing all this single baby mama music. That cadence and flow are still in the garbage.
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old man just tryna get to his chair 🤣🤣🤣
Mood when you spoil ring night 🔥 (📸: @alexsubers)
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Me showing up to cheer for the Sixers now that LeBron is there
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Wasn’t we already told Batman/ Bruce wasn’t gonna be in clayface???? This why I’m convinced yall are actual bots
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I’m crying at how locked in he was and then the camera finally shows who they are 💀
Can’t wait to see this in Ben Stiller’s doc.
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🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Niggas woke up and thought Detroit was gonna win 😭😭😭😭
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bro gave himself a round of applause
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Boy wtf lmaoo
Announcers always find a way to say the craziest stuff when a 19 year old college kid is having the greatest day of their career
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Waiting for the bus with a bunch of high school kids and overheard “us if we don’t lock in”
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🎯🎯🎯🎯 #realspill
you like sluts because you’re horny i like sluts because they’re artists whose medium just happens to be sexuality
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This setting not for everybody lol
👤CARDI B👤 📺TINY DESK CONCERT📺 SETLIST: ⬜️HELLO ⬜️EERTIME ⬜️MAN OF YOUR WORD ⬜️BE CAREFUL ⬜️UP ⬜️AH HA ⬜️BODAK YELLOW ⬜️I LIKE IT 🚨OUT NOW🚨
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