There is also an alternative history where we all have hotdog fingers.

Where we are at now

Me making two drinks for the uber to the city, knowing full well my wife will give me hers after 2 sips because she gets car sick.

Guys, we should no being calling him, “El Mencho” (which is just a short form of his name), he had another nickname based on his love of cockfighting: “The Lord of the Roosters”

Tariffs have impacts?

Why was she never fired? This is the most insane run for a studio executive that has had so many outright failures but kept her job.

Solana $SOL just hit its ATH, taking out the previous cycle high.

This guy is single handedly making wearing a Rolex more douche baggy. Someone from Rolex brand marketing needs to step in.

"Of course, if the female orgasm weren't real, our scientific institutions would tell us, wouldn't they? After all, we pay these people millions of dollars to study female anatomy, It's their job. Well that's where it gets interesting. Our producers reached out to your mom”

Move to the beach bar, it’s ok