Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones

Somewhere in my head
Joined February 2009
Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for @BostonMagazine. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!? bostonmagazine.com/travel/be…
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Not enough porn stars named Ellen
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The High Five Championships in the 2028 Olympics
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Wait til you see her header lmfaooooooo
When you try to support someone & get treated like trash...it hurts. Its inexcusable
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Heathcliff eats what no one should
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Cartoon maven
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Guess I'll do a puzzle
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"The Tony is taking ME to Sardi's"
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This means something to me
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Bigfoot was going to the store
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/review…)
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Da GAWD
John Carpenter arrives at the #AcademyMuseumGala, where he will be honored with the Luminary Award.
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Every 6-8 months I can rap
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This is how it's done
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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Get up stand up
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Whoever names the most obscure TV show wins.
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Cooking my ass off
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Cartoon maven
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Lemme do a puzzle right quick
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"Race him, Jerry! Race him!!"
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Retro Halloween Vibes
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