been in the marine corps since 2004 and i am dallas cpwboys number 1 fan. have a son named lucas witten pitzak
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@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter ahhh haha just saw you guys on a game time commercial. @Gametime great group of guys but fuck survivor winner @_willcompton
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This guy was a Democrat and Trump hater.
He said he used to believe the media & all the reports about Trump but then he did his own research so he could use it against Trump supporters.
Now? Now he’s MAGA all the way after finding out the TRUTH.
MAGA welcomes you brother 🤝
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🇺🇸T-MOBILE JOINS APPLE & SPACEX FOR STARLINK EXPANSION
T-Mobile is teaming up with Apple and @SpaceX to expand satellite mobile coverage, following record-breaking Q4 earnings.
The company added 903,000 monthly phone customers and 428,000 high-speed internet subscribers, exceeding projections.
CEO Mike Sievert says the company is betting big on leveraging @Starlink and Apple’s ecosystem for next-gen mobile coverage.
Sievert:
" If you can see the sky, you're connected.
That's our vision.”
Source: Bloomberg Radio
STARLINK + T-MOBILE: CONNECTIVITY WITHOUT LIMITS!
The sky just became the world’s biggest cell tower!
Starlink and T-Mobile are delivering universal connectivity like never before:
• Your Phone, Anywhere: No special gadgets—your T-Mobile phone connects straight to satellites.
• Bye-Bye Dead Zones: Remote highways, mountain peaks, national parks—stay connected everywhere.
• Beta Kicks Off: Texting starts now, with voice and data just around the corner.
• Global Dreams: This isn’t just U.S. coverage—Starlink’s building a network with no boundaries.
Universal connectivity? It's no longer a dream – it’s sky-high reality!
Source: T-Mobile, @Starlink
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Surviving Barstool Episode 10 Recap @TomScibelli
Catch up on everything you missed before Episode 11 airs tonight at 8pm ET
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Does this mean when I puke on a case race I can post it on Instagram now?
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Mark Cuban can’t handle Elons memes 🤣
Rachel Maddow has a bizarre breakdown on air about a harmless and funny meme @elonmusk posted about potentially buying the broken @MSNBC.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video has been altered. This was originally Maddow's reaction to certain immigration policies under the Trump administration, as seen in the original video.
youtu.be/DKuIjT-k-C8?si…
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You have the power to decide what kind of country we live in with your vote and your voice.
I am in Las Vegas, Nevada to speak about what is at stake in this election. Guest speaker, @JLo and musical guest, @manaoficial. Tune in. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1LyGBgEMn…
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BREAKING: Puerto Rico's Shadow U.S. Senator Zoraida Buxó just endorsed Trump on stage at the Allentown rally. Her entire speech was GOLDEN.
"We need change, and Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are NOT the option to bring about the kind of change that you need and want and certainly not the strong leadership that the United States as a nation needs during these times of turmoil."
Thank you to the Democrats for blowing a joke out of proportion, which allowed us to get a massive endorsement like this only days before the election. You guys are the best opponents ever.
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Kamala gets irate that ppl were chanting Donald Trump at her Detroit rally. She went back to her condescending phrase “I’m talking right now” 🤣. This egotistical narcissistic liar believes she outranks us in the human order. Someone tell this b!t€h we aren’t in her courtroom 🙄
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Donald Trump once took a video crew with him as he went through one of his hotels and performed the jobs of those that work for him; including dog walker, maid service and food runner.
he does this all the time at all of his properties.
this is leadership folks.
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BRET: “More than 70% of Americans feel the country is going badly.”
KAMALA: “Donald Trump has been running for office”
B: “But you've been the person holding the office”
K: “You and I both know what I’m talking about”
B: “I actually don’t. What are you talking about?” 🤣
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Oh snap!!! This woman absolutely destroys Obama for trying to shame black men for voting Trump 🔥🔥🔥🔥
“You do not own black people! We are not slaves! Our chains are gone! We do not owe you anything and we do not have to give you an account for how we choose to vote!”
WOW!
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BREAKING 🚨 President Trump stuns America by having 100,000 people at his CALIFORNIA rally
The Democrat Elites are panicking as they realize Kamala Harris is the WRONG choice 🤣
LET’S FREAKING GO 🔥
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Holy Sh*t!!! We’re gonna take California, aren’t we???
Is that 100K California rally goers? Wow!!
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Obama pissed black men off. 🤣🤣🤣
🎼“One, two, Trump is coming for you
Three, four, you won't win no more
Five, six, the election was fixed
Seven, eight, you all made a mistake
Nine, ten, Trump is coming again.”🎶