Misread a business as Tabasco and Liquor, not Tobacco and Liquor. So ya it's gonna be a long day

Awake at 4am. Tired but not sleepy is my favorite 🙄

todays earworm is Seven Nation Army Song by The White Stripes 🎶

its so handy i live alone so i can read emails and laugh out loud blurting "DICK" 🤣

a black hoodie and protein powder really is a super fun combination

I’m not saying I slept well, but I never got up to go to the bathroom #Winning

Im so grateful for the nights that I do sleep. I know they say you can't make up for the nights of insomnia but I really feel I Leveled things out last night sleeping so long.

You know how when you take a medication you think "i hope this helps?" I thought "you better work," in the voice of RuPaul.

The cold is making my house creak suspiciously

Your earworm of the day is Rich Girl by Hall & Oates

The work schedule today looks messy. I just want to stay in my room. I do not like chaos. 🫥🙈

As somebody with curly hair, it is very hard to watch content where people have chemo curls and they hate them. But rather than reaching out to the curly haired community, they just complain and act like they’ve been cursed.

Or maybe its Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat? splitting hairs really, Spotify knew what i meant

Inexplicably woke up wanting to listen to Joseph's Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. So I'll be randomly belting out 🎶"Jacob, Jacob and Sons," 🎶 later today.

I just bought plastic sheeting to seal my windows up with so we are probably going to have a heat wave… I’m sorry

So it turns out the hinges on these old kitchen cabinets don’t have a pin that you can just slide out the only way to remove the door is to remove all of the hardware and since I rent, I don’t feel like doing that

Things that cracked me up today - reading a recipe and thinking now that’s a lot of salami 🤪🤣

ok well i didnt have back spasms on todays bingo card but here we are