@LP__92

Mousse from a bowl is very nice but to put it on a person is demented. DCFC.

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Coronavirus in the streets, papillomavirus in the sheets.
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Day one and the refs dancing for the Celtics. #nba
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Forest booing head injuries always makes me laugh given 90% of their crowd are living with the effects of a traumatic one.
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Any one of those non-‘natural goal scorers’ gets goals when there is a semblance of a game plan.
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Eustace not giving the young lads a look-in even at this stage. The team would get so much more grace from the fans if we used the injury crisis to bring a couple through, but no. Average age of 42. #dcfc
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Well I’m really glad we made those changes on Saturday so we could compete today. #dcfc
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I know it’s a minute in but he’s stopped a break, surely that’s a booking? #dcfc
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Ah I see Southampton and Portsmouth are contesting the biggest shrug of a derby going again
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That point won’t make Joe Worrall’s missus any more faithful
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Loving the resurgence of the ‘we worked our entire lives for this beyond-inflation pension’ bollocks. Stick someone my parents’ age in today’s workplace and watch their head come clean off.
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Very progressive of Israel to refuse to play in tonight’s match
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2 minutes added time after a half with 10 subs made 😂 cowards
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Nigella eats cake like I eat leftovers when I get home absolutely hammered. #gbbo
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Don’t make me tap the fucking sign
Ryan Conway
@RJConway92Sep 19
I just.....really don't like Clark from the left. I know it's a whine that will never result in anything. I just don't think it's smart to have a £6m no10 play on the left and have two wingers on the bench. Not doing him or the team any favours.
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Ryan Conway
@RJConway92Sep 19
🚨Understand John Eustace has full backing of David Clowes and his squad. Multiple sources have indicated they firmly believe in Eustace to turn things around, and players remain bought in and committed. #dcfcfans
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I’m more bothered by the fact he’s beaten two women (that we know of)
Ing. Afriyie 👓
@theafriyie_Sep 13
Why is everyone suddenly moaning about Zverev “wasting time” on serve There’s a 25-second shot clock. Go over it and you get penalised. The umpire is literally watching the clock If he’s serving within the limit, what exactly are we complaining about? It's getting ridiculous 😂
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Gary Neville’s head on the moon
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Every interview to every outlet is different. No wonder we look clueless - Genuinely think nobody knows the game plan out there.
Lou@LP__92Sep 12
I think he’s got to go. I’m convinced we’ve got the players, but how we’re still playing a system (is there a system? Who knows) where there is seemingly nobody in the middle third at any point is mental. Just relying on teams to be worse than us #dcfc
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That’s a penalty by the way. Not looking at the ball at all. #dcfc
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I think he’s got to go. I’m convinced we’ve got the players, but how we’re still playing a system (is there a system? Who knows) where there is seemingly nobody in the middle third at any point is mental. Just relying on teams to be worse than us #dcfc
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And HOW do we get to the late stages of a game, behind, and ALWAYS manage to be the team under pressure? Mind boggling.
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