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Joined December 2010
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where is he walking off to lmao
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
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Almost everyone 😭😭
Replying to @PopBase
Who drinks wine while playing games with kids?
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possibly the funniest sitcom clip ever
13 years ago, ‘NEW GIRL’ premiered. What was your favorite moment from the show?
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both of them going emmy-less for the show is crazy
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Holy memory UNLOCKED. I can FEEL the texture of this tweet
I don't miss school but I do miss getting a brand new agenda
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LMFAO
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I can’t figure out why Dave Grohl is trending, but this is an excellent opportunity to share one of my favorites. This interaction between The Foo Fighters and the hateful, homophobic Westboro Baptist Church is EVERYTHING! ❤️
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"Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54% In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose ever second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot. You teach yourself to think: 'Okay, I double faulted...it's only a point.' 'Okay, I came to the net and I got passed again...it's only a point.' Even a great shot, an overhead backhand smash that ends up on ESPN's top 10 playlist – that too is just a point. Here's why I'm telling you this. When you're playing a point, it has to be the most important thing in the world. And it is. But when it's behind you, it's behind you. This mindset is crucial – because it frees you to fully commit to the next point with intensity, clarity, and focus." –@rogerfederer
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what's the funniest moment on live TV you've ever seen😭
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Few TV scenes have made me laugh harder than the reveal at the end of the George Michael dance number in the high school reunion episode of It’s Always Sunny.
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Replying to @SahilBloom
Saving bees is crucial!!! You need to see how Erika Thompson does it. It’s fascinating.
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People using ozempic without diabetes are literally calcifying their gallbladders with gallstones and causing pancreatic issues bc they wanna lose weight
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"Prince was the only guy who could show up at your party, in frills, and steal your girlfriend. Then steal her clothes, then steal someone else's girl in your girlfriend's clothes.” - Charlie Murphy
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“Say something else” sends me into the stratosphere.
Jonathan Groff, Daniel Radcliffe, and Lindsay Mendez all scored #TonyAwards nominations this morning which delights me because I’ve been in love with their chemistry since Merrily’s delightful press tour
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Just got an after hours email from my new CEO and noticed he added this little disclaimer. You love to see it.
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The typical American household would need to spend $445 more a month to purchase the same goods and services as a year ago, a report from Moody's found.
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I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their: • Biggest Regrets • Biggest Lessons • Advice to their younger self Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same… Here are my top 8:
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Started watching Bluey with my son and get the hype. The “Sleepytime” episode is perfect (and too real). One of the few kid shows can actually enjoy with him…and a streaming juggernaut, per Bloomberg: ▫️Brand valued at $2B ▫️731 million viewing hours in 2023 (2nd most-streamed show after Suits) ▫️29% of all Disney+ TV views in Q4 of 2023 The show was created by Joe Brumm, a veteran TV animator (he worked on “Peppa Pig”). After moving from the UK back to Australia, he made a 1-minute “Bluey” sample in 2015 and showed it to Brisbane-based Ludo Studios. People enjoyed the teaser but didn’t know the intended audience. Brumm had initially considered an R-rated version of Peppa Pig but went with a show targeted at preschoolers (of note: the real Peppa Pig sold for $4B to Hasbro in 2019). With the kid's focus, Ludo convinced the country’s national broadcaster (Australian Broadcasting Corporation aka ABC) to give Brumm $13k for a 5-minute episode. Brumm delivered with the Heeler family, who are 4 cattle dogs living in Brisbane: title character Bluey (7-years old), her sister Bingo (5-years old) as well as Chilli (mom) and Bandit (dad). Material for the show was borrowed from Brumm’s own life as a father of two girls. ABC liked the episode and greenlit $5m+ for a first season. Unable to foot the whole bill, ABC partnered with BBC Studios (the business segment of the UK’s national broadcaster). BBC got the global distribution, licensing and merchandising rights for Bluey (outside of Australia). In other words, ABC is barely profiting from one of the country’s largest cultural exports since Mad Max, AC/DC, Kyle Minogue or Crocodile Dundee. Brumm has written every episode by himself and it was a deliberate choice. He told The Hollywood Reporter that established kids TV writing is too “formulaic”. He integrated adult themes into the show because he wanted “a good co-viewing show where the parents could genuinely watch it with the kids” and there weren’t many options for the “the preschool stage”. Important topics treated with care include infertility, mental health and alcohol. “Whale Watching” is my favourite episode and is about parenting while hungover — see a spot-on excerpt at the (1:59) mark in the clip below. There have been 150 episodes (~7 minutes each) over 3 seasons. Some are worried Brumm’s run is coming to an end: ▫️His daughters have gotten older (less material) ▫️ The voice actors — including some Brisbane-based children — are also getting older (and voices changing) ▫️Also, the season 3 finale on April 14 is suspiciously long (at 28 minutes) However it shakes out, Brumm has created a masterpiece…and given a few go-to quotes in my house including “I slipped on ma’ beans!”, “a tactical wee” and “pass the sauce, dude!”
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