Market Research @Sophos Loves birds, bugs, puns, fishing, vintage, sports & trivia. she/her. Auntie. Loud laugher. @emokaba is my Dad. Speck is my leopard gecko

Standish, ME
Joined August 2008
Yo mama is so nice...I hope she is well. (I was never good at these jokes)
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This morning, I asked my husband to double-check that he had an Alf Pog to give to his coworker today. That single interaction is a good glimpse into our daily lives.
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🎵 Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? 🎵
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I was just trying to take a photo of the rose-breasted grosbeak on my feeder to send to my husband and 3 scarlet tanagers flew into the photo and I am freaking out. #birdsofmaine
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Lisa Mokaba (she/her) retweeted
Ring-billed Gull
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Today's small joy was me asking the contractor if he had a really heavy hammer I could use, and when he asked why, he didn't even flinch when I told him it was because I was having a difficult time opening a geode.
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So it turns out the mystery bird call I've been frantically trying to ID w/ the Merlin app is actually the text notification noise on the contractor's phone. We realized it as I ran to the door yelling "There it is again!" as he casually took his phone out of his pocket. Dying.
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Yay! Congrats @damianpaletta !
Thrilled to announce that @WSJ has named @damianpaletta as Washington Coverage Chief. Welcome back, Damian! dowjones.com/press-room/wsj-…
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Not again! (This is my 8th year in a row making this joke. I am committed to the bit.)
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Lisa Mokaba (she/her) retweeted
It’s not Christmas until I see Snoopy eating 37 human femurs.
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As someone who loves nature AND fantasizing about terrifying scenarios that I can needlessly worry about, this list gets an A+!
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Sometimes, after I send an email that I don't want to send, I find it helpful to walk away from my computer for a few minutes, go outside to look at the sky and search for the meteor that I hope is headed right toward my house.
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Do ribbon snakes make sounds or is this the sound of it eating a toad or something ? (You can't see the snake in the video but we could see it when we went closer) #ophiology #herpetology #serpentology #mainewildlife
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Ribbon snake in question, I think?
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"Ohhhh...ok that makes sense." - Me whenever something absolutely does not make sense and I don't understand it but I don't want the person to have to try to re-explain it to me again because I know I won't get it and I feel bad
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It’s an honor to be named a leader in the overall category in the Customers’ Choice for #MDR in the inaugural @Gartner_inc Voice of the Customer Peer Insights™ report.
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Yeesh. I joined Twitter 15 years ago. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Tonight there are #kakapo in the forest of the North Island of Aotearoa for the first time in over a century. We released four into Maungatautari Sanctuary Mountain today. #conservation #returnofthekakapo
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