@LMicrostate

A microstate, because we have 2 cities. Greater London with territorial ambitions to M25. Member of Official Federation of Former UK Dependencies #OFFFUKD:

 London
Joined March 2021
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Proposal to replace the #LondonMayorelection with trial by combat. Elimination battle: Round 1: @brianrose4mayor vs @LozzaFox (the villain match) Round 2: #pierscorbyn vs #charliemullins (it's a hair thing) Round 3: @CountBinface vs @MinisterDrill (the masked men)
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Well London, show your atuff!
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#nomorefingflags #wewillacceptbunting
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So, a man died, quite an old man but that's probably no consolation to his wife, who is apparently very sad (they liked other). This is a shame & we are sad for her. But, every cloud has a silver lining....
The Reclaim Party
@thereclaimparty9 Apr 2021
In light of the extremely sad news of Prince Phillips passing, the Reclaim Party will cease campaigning until further notice. God save the queen.
Ahh... heading for another twitterban I see...
David Kurten
@davidkurten8 Apr 2021
I will not be taking an injection of experimental mRNA. I trust my immune system to fight off coronaviruses.
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So says the candidate who claims he will "remove blockages & get London moving"... maybe he was talking about laxatives...
David Kurten
@davidkurten8 Apr 2021
This makes we want to buy a Hummer. bbc.co.uk/news/business-5664…
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Early faller in the race to be president of the microstate... he'd have fared better under our proposed trial by combat....
Dr Winston Mckenzie.@WinstonMcK6 Apr 2021
Mark,my sincere appologies,our 14 London Assembly Candidates were forced to quit the London Campaign, by the Electrol Comission amidst notification they'd experienced technical problems ultimately resulting in the re-registration of our Party being cancelled
So... this the photo @georgegalloway doesn't want retweeted? We'll make sure we don't do that then, wouldn't want to upset him.
Scotland’s Story@80_mcswan3 Jul 2020
This is the photo that I tweeted some time ago that resulted in George Galloway going in the huff and blocking me from his Twitter account. They stood side by side on Brexit and the Scottish Independence referendum. George would hate this photo to be Retweeted
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Reasons to declare independence from #littleengland: an ad hoc posting by the provisional government of #themicrostate... you can do your own commentary...
Bryan De B'star@BstardDe8 Apr 2021
Replying to @RoryStewartUK
What is needed right now is the Army back on the streets of Ulster. And we need them here to stay.
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We couldn't agree more.... the future is #OFFFUKD (subject to agreement from @BorderKent @BorderGibraltar @BorderCymru ... no actual word from the Scots at present... no looking good for #OFFFUKD to be honest...@BorderFalklands or @BorderAscension any interest?...😪)
LBC
@LBC8 Apr 2021
"It's not just the Good Friday Agreement that's under threat today. It's the United Kingdom itself." James O'Brien's powerful monologue in reaction to the sixth night of violence in Northern Ireland. @mrjamesob

James O'Brien's powerful monologue on NI violence

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Inviting bids for contract to run our Master of Flags post in the newly independent microstate. Applications by quantum dot message only. (No faxes or carrier pigeons #wehatepigeonsinthemicrostate. Hate flags but want to use them in a passive aggressive way against the ENEMY!
SODEM : "Cap ALL Political Party Spending."@snb196928 Apr 2021
Replying to @LordManley
Yes it was. We flew several inverted as the UK was in distress, we only flew upright along College Green London attached to barriers along with EU , Scottish & Welsh at that time.
Outgreening the greens....
Count Binface
@CountBinface8 Apr 2021
I’ve made mine online-only. To be kind to the environment.
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What does one have to do to get blocked by the @wef ? And what's with the glass of milk? Care to explain to the #citizensofthemicrostate @LozzaFox?
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#earthcapital.... err yeah, sure, that's us...definately the capital of the whole of the earth....
Count Binface
@CountBinface8 Apr 2021
Just done an interview with the excellent @simonharrisitv for the Earth Capital News Programme. It could on the TV tonight or tomorrow. Watch this hyperspace! #MakeYourVoteCount
😡 @BorderEngland @BorderKent @ScotBorderOG @BorderCymru @LMicrostate Doubleplusungood @DominicRaab @BWoodward_UN @UKUN_NewYork @freya_cole @UKMissionGeneva @poppymcp @TostevinM @MayWongCNA @UKUN_NewYork @ukinmyanmar
Milk Tea Alliance Myanmar@Milktea_Myanmar7 Apr 2021
BREAKING: Military representatives arrived at Myanmar Embassy in London to illegitimately seize power. There are 2 Myanmar embassies in the UK. @DominicRaab @BWoodward_UN @UKUN_NewYork @freya_cole @UKMissionGeneva @poppymcp @TostevinM @MayWongCNA @UKUN_NewYork @ukinmyanmar
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Replying to @LMicrostate @BorderGibraltar @Number10cat @Pontifex
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So @BorderKent what about a joint bid for it once the older powers have finished their standoff?
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If only they'd realised sooner, the whole of the Costa Bianca could have been saved....
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Oh look... he used a bunch of words together in n order that makes sense & didn't say anything mad or stupid or objectionable. #odiousbutnotnecessarilyworsethanthecurrentpm
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Still 30% less tragic that #onedirection...
David Lammy
@DavidLammy3 Apr 2021
No I haven’t joined a boyband! I went canvassing in Tottenham for the first time in over a year. Was fantastic to be on the #labourdoorstep again talking to voters about why we need @SadiqKhan and @JoanneMcCartney back in city hall.
Coming out strongly for #therighttoburnflags... never thought about at all before but now wholly convinced....
Gina Carano 🕯
@ginacarano30 Mar 2021
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