I order an Uber to be safer every single time I drink (obviously) only to have the WORST UBERS IN THE WORLD like wtf
If u see me in OT no u didn’t… also do not hand me shots for the love of god I gotta enjoy my meal tomorrow
Me: I’m never lying to my child
Also me: Santa sent these from the North Pole so that the penguins can make sure you’re a good boy
🤷🏻♀️🤘🏼
LL Nicool J retweeted
last year i was depressed. this year I'm way more depressed. It's called growth
LL Nicool J retweeted
To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.








