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AZ 🌵
Joined December 2009
Carter out here doing sake (apple juice) bombs 😂😂😂
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I order an Uber to be safer every single time I drink (obviously) only to have the WORST UBERS IN THE WORLD like wtf
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These mfers out to kill me
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If u see me in OT no u didn’t… also do not hand me shots for the love of god I gotta enjoy my meal tomorrow
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Me: I’m never lying to my child Also me: Santa sent these from the North Pole so that the penguins can make sure you’re a good boy 🤷🏻‍♀️🤘🏼
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there’s no such thing as tmi around me. tell me it all in detail I’m nosy
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Whoever marries me just know… we gon eat GOOD 😮‍💨
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LL Nicool J retweeted
Amazing🔥🔥🔥
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I’m not available for nothing messy, draining, negative or weird.
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last year i was depressed. this year I'm way more depressed. It's called growth
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Would give anything to not have to deal with this bullshit anymore
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Offered Jarred’s dad a buzz ball and his mom goes “NO we’re making it to church tomorrow” ☠️
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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.
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I’m sorry but this is so funny to me ☠️
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