Twitter deal temporarily on hold pending details supporting calculation that spam/fake accounts do indeed represent less than 5% of users reuters.com/technology/twitt…

Twitter estimates spam, fake accounts comprise less than 5% of users -filing

Twitter Incestimated in a filing on Monday that false or spam accounts represented fewer than 5% of its monetizable daily active users during the first quarter.

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Jess Rudd · May 11, 2022 · 10:58 AM UTC

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Jess Rudd@Jess_Rudd11 May 2022

Career goal: being able to send my hat to events I don’t really want to go to.

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LKT · Apr 30, 2022 · 2:54 PM UTC

LKT@LKTzoom30 Apr 2022

Assume #Tractors is a P*rnH*b Premium thing?

SE1 Comedy · Apr 28, 2022 · 2:54 PM UTC

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SE1 Comedy@SE1Comedy28 Apr 2022

Only a week til we welcome @karen_hobbs @ruffledbricks @radu70mld & @diaryofamaddie to @LeatherXchange Get your tix for Thu 5 May via se1.comedy.com Hosts are @harrietbraine @itscameronblair @TextualHealing2 #comedynight #londoncomedy #londonbridge #se1 #southwark

LKT · Apr 28, 2022 · 9:55 PM UTC

LKT@LKTzoom28 Apr 2022

He’s just joined LinkedIn…

Private Eye Magazine

@PrivateEyeNews27 Apr 2022

A mysterious one-day directorship, a £491k loan, a Cayman Island firm specifically designed to keep banking bonuses offshore and a flat refusal to answer the Eye’s question about any of it: the new Eye attempts to untangle the issues around Sajid Javid’s dubious non-dom status.

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LKT · Apr 28, 2022 · 5:12 PM UTC

LKT@LKTzoom28 Apr 2022

Sad. All those Zoom cuts, innit?

The Telegraph

@Telegraph28 Apr 2022

Nicky Clarke is closing his Mayfair salon after 31 years, and with it goes the entire ‘done’ aesthetic on which he built his name 👇 telegraph.co.uk/beauty/hair/…

How we fell out of love with the hair ‘do’

Nicky Clarke is closing his Mayfair salon after 31 years, and with it goes the entire ‘done’ aesthetic on which he built his name

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LKT · Apr 27, 2022 · 11:45 AM UTC

LKT@LKTzoom27 Apr 2022

A chief whip investigating porn smacks of an inside job.

Mirror Breaking News

@MirrorBreaking_27 Apr 2022

BREAKING Conservative chief whip investigating reports top Tory caught watching porn in the Commons mirror.co.uk/news/politics/t…

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Dave Smith · Apr 25, 2022 · 1:40 PM UTC

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Dave Smith@redletterdave25 Apr 2022

This exchange continues to haunt me

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Tim Lewis · Apr 25, 2022 · 1:58 PM UTC

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Tim Lewis@TimLewis_25 Apr 2022

Really hope Elon Musk doesn’t ruin the worst thing in the world

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Ollie Horn · Apr 25, 2022 · 8:30 PM UTC

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Ollie Horn@olliehorncomedy25 Apr 2022

200 million Twitter users at a price of $4.4b means @elonmusk just valued your account at $220.

LKT · Apr 25, 2022 · 8:13 PM UTC

LKT@LKTzoom25 Apr 2022

Yeah, good time to be on hiatus 🤣#ElonMuskBuyTwitter

Anna Mazzola - is not here · Apr 25, 2022 · 4:28 PM UTC

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Anna Mazzola - is not here@Anna_Mazz25 Apr 2022

If all these people really do leave Twitter, imagine how many novels will finally be finished. Truly terrifying.

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LKT · Apr 24, 2022 · 8:08 PM UTC

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Better than 52-48, though. #Macron #Presidentielles #FrenchElections2022

The Times and Sunday Times · Apr 18, 2022 · 7:45 PM UTC

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The Times and Sunday Times

@thetimes18 Apr 2022

Two diversity campaigners were left embarrassed after accusing a primary school of racism for hiring a disc jockey in blackface, only to be told that the performer really was black thetimes.co.uk/article/woke-…

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David Baddiel · Apr 17, 2022 · 10:46 AM UTC

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David Baddiel

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Nick handily explains the whole point of Twitter.

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