Computer Janitor

Auckland, NZ
Joined May 2008
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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Tantalums are a little pricey, but a gentleman knows what a lady likes
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to commemorate alan dye moving from apple to meta, here's one of his best quotes
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If ‘cat’ outputs a file to terminal, there should be a command called ‘dog’ that eats the file
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how it feels to be a C programmer in 2025
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Ready for the hard part. Do you know the story of the Kusikuai? They must not be missing in any serious bring-up! #amiga #zorro3 #scsi #JLCONE
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A4092 update: voltages looking stable, nothing blows up, and the card stays very cool (it's not doing anything, so that is good) #amiga #zorro3 #scsi #JLCONE
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The first A4092 #amiga #zorro3 #scsi controllers appeared in front of my door this evening. And the red looks breathtaking. Next comes the hard part: bring-up #JLCONE
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Can't wait for JLC to send my latest creation: The A4092 SCSI controller - a successor to the great A4091. #JLCONE
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Is the @discord social media manager like 2 years old or something? Skype the OG gaming chat app???
thank you for walking so we could run 😭rip to the og gaming chat app
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did the doctor from arrested development write this
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たまによくやるやつ 集合抵抗とは
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Can’t make this up. We’re living in a simulation.
Nvidia's stock, which has been roughly flat since June of last year, could be breaking out IF there is so much enthusiasm for what we knew would happen in the data center world plus what we talked about last night on @MadMoneyOnCNBC
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Some genius at @discord : "What if we took the notification sound but made it shit?" 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Worlds most expensive #Amiga. Purple #amiga4000 lian li evo custom case. #strimer als #unifan-lcd
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Jack of all trades 😂🤭
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I don't think it's an overstatement to call this one of the stupidest things ever said about memory management in the history of computer science.
Dev: I have a memory leak Me: Does your process crash for an OutOfMemory error? Dev: no Me: Then you don’t have a memory leak (There might be still a memory management issue, but that’s not a leak).
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Is it any wonder software is such dogshit these days?
Dev: I have a memory leak Me: Does your process crash for an OutOfMemory error? Dev: no Me: Then you don’t have a memory leak (There might be still a memory management issue, but that’s not a leak).
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