
The Arsenal/Breast cancer survivor/Queer/Knitter/Cat mum to @MeezerCats / Unapologetic Smartarse / vegan #RockyRemembered #UpTheArse
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The weekend stirred something inside of me. I’m planning on moving back to the UK in 2028. But now I’m going to try and see if I can move back sooner. My company have a presence in the UK, so even if I can’t afford to retire just yet, I might be able to afford to move and work
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Great day of football
We won, that lot lost, and Forest did a number on the cheats
#UpTheArse
The comments - oh my days. How are people this fucking dumb 🤣🤣🤣
And the republicans had the audacity to call dems “dumocrats”.
I saw what you did Brian! 🤣
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Hey @JDVance….your buddy here was just found guilty of rape and sexual assault….care to comment?
Hey @elonmusk - still stand by your words of a convicted rapist?
Hey @m1stergino - you still stand by your words in support of a convicted rapist?
Russell Brand has not raped any woman. He used to be what we call a womanizer; promiscuous, in his own words. His drive & incentive back then was the exact opposite of forcing a woman; his game was to flirt & seduce. He was obviously skillful at it & practiced that openly for the world to see. This is clear to anyone who has a functioning brain, some life experience, & the ability to assess easily available information. I rarely waste my energy on tabloid stories, but this is provoking me to speak out.
This is a smear campaign. The word journalist has lost its value, The word rape & victim shouldn’t. One of many sad consequences of these false attacks is that they ruin the validity of genuine accusations from victims that truly have been traumatized.
Feeling pretty happy today.
Job done last night ❤️🤍 #UpTheArse
If Dems take over the house - what do you think the President will do? 🤔
0%Take it like a man
65%Call it corrupt
35%Some other dumb excuse
20 votes • Final resultsIf anyone thinks this is real, you really do need to get your head out your arse 🤣🤣
The use of language and the spelling mistakes alone are comical 🤣🤣🤣. This is not how a professional body of any kind would react.
Cry harder Liverpool fans 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[🟢] BREAKING: PGMOL statement on Alexander Isak penalty shout.
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No PGMOL statement on the Isak penalty incident has been issued. The graphic is fabricated, copying wording from their 2023 statement on a Luis Diaz error.
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Defensive masterclass ✅
We shut them out ✅
Zero shots on target on their on turf ✅
What an amazing feeling ❤️🤍
#TheArsenal
#LIVARS
#PremierLeague
This is my mates daughter, running the marathon today. She is in wave 4.
She has no clue who I am lol. But we have The Arsenal 🥰❤️🤍
My brother and I always had a sinking feeling on this fixture.
Would love to get 3 points today #UpTheArse
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GANHAMOS!
A Paulista lotada mandou seu recado pro Brasil e pro mundo. Um mar de gente, esperança e futuro tomando as ruas.
🚁 Daniel Frias / @midianinja















