former police officer and forensic detective at Amsterdam Police Department, military background. interested in science, technology.
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Laura Simandan retweeted
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: President Trump announces the United States will have to WITHDRAW from European nations if they fall to the invasion and become anti-Western
"If they don't soon find their way, we will have no choice but to LEAVE." 🤯
"When we asked for help in Iran...we spend so much on NATO...they weren't there to help!"
"It's something we can NEVER forget."
America has spent decades and trillions defending Europe. Trump is done doing it without getting anything back 🔥
If Europe won't defend its own borders, why should Americans bail them out?!
STEP UP, EUROPE. Shut your borders, surge defense spending, and NEVER fall to the invaders of the 3rd world!
Laura Simandan retweeted
Starlink slowed down for a couple days in Ukraine so a bunch of Europeans and a bunch of Democrats have declared that Elon Musk is the most evil person to ever live.
"Elon is the worst human being ever."
"As soon as our technology catches up to Elon's, we will boycott his products!"
"SpaceX and Starlink are dead!"
Look at you fools go. All because Elon allegedly didn't do everything in his power to help Ukraine.
Wait until you dumb f*cks hear about your hero, Barack Obama.
After Putin annexed Crimea and moved 30,000 troops to the Ukrainian border, Obama refused to give Ukraine weapons to defend itself. And he refused for years.
Surely you Ukraine fans remember that right?
Surely you remember the President of Ukraine standing before Congress, begging for weapons to defend Ukraine. You must because you all love Ukraine.
Surely you remember Obama's speech in 2014 at the NATO summit. If you don't, you should watch Fox News because they are currently playing my video of his speech.
During his speech Obama said that Russia was a regional power that posed no threat to America, even after Putin invaded part of Ukraine.
How could that be? We are told now that if Putin takes Ukraine, he could take the entire world. Was Obama lying back then? Impossible, Obama is incapable of that.
During that same speech Obama also said that Ukraine should work out its own future and that many Ukrainians in fact had allegiance to Russia. Obama said that countries regularly break international law and that it wasn't our problem. How could he say that?
Obama sounded like "Putin's Puppet" right? You fans of Ukraine must be so angry at Obama.
Here's a video of the Ukrainian President begging before Congress for weapons after Putin took Crimea.
Say it you Ukraine lovers. Say that Obama is worse than Elon Musk. Will you? Nah. You all are frauds.
Also included in the video is Biden in 2018 being asked about the fact that Trump gave Ukraine the weapons to defend itself that Obama would not. Biden said that he agreed with Trump and that he had spent years arguing to Obama to supply Ukraine those same weapons.
Come on Ukraine fans. Speak out about Obama like you do about Elon and Trump. 😜
Laura Simandan retweeted
Physics already told us time isn’t fixed. Einstein proved it bends near gravity, stretches at speed, moves differently depending on where you’re standing. But here’s the version nobody puts in the textbooks: your brain does the exact same thing.
When you’re bored, a minute feels like an hour. When you’re in flow — completely locked into something — hours vanish like seconds. When you’re a kid experiencing everything for the first time, summers feel infinite. When you’re an adult running the same routine on autopilot, entire years disappear before you notice.
The scary truth? Most people aren’t running out of time. They’re running out of moments worth remembering.
Your brain doesn’t store time. It stores experiences. A year of the same routine gets compressed into almost nothing in memory. A single fully-present afternoon can feel like it lasted forever.
So the actual hack for a longer life isn’t a supplement or a sleep tracker. It’s attention. Novelty. Presence. Doing things that force your brain to actually pay attention instead of running on autopilot.
The more you notice, the longer you live. Not in years — in depth.
A marvel of technology
Good morning y’all 👋
As I finish my second cup of coffee☕️ …
and my eyes come into better focus 👀
… I come across this new concept of a car from Elon wondering 🤔 where is this all going and what are the ramifications…
What is driver’s ed going to be like?
And what are air traffic controllers going to do… see the mind goes in a thousand directions quickly🤣
This is very cool…
Laura Simandan retweeted
De WARE toedracht achter de RELLEN....
Het uitroepen van een staat van beleg, om verkiezingen te blokkeren.
Luister en huiver.
Laura Simandan retweeted
I have been a huge comic book fan since I was little. Growing up watching cartoons like The Incredible Hulk and Spiderman and his amazing friends in my underoos paved the way for me to read so many different stories about these super humans, and sometimes aliens. Here's 9 actual people that could give Stan Lee something to write about.
Laura Simandan retweeted
ELON MUSK: “It's going to be pretty wild that you can have a rocket car. The car has attitude control thrusters and main thrusters in the rear, so it can basically fly like a rocket. It could do rolls. It could do crazy gymnastics. Whatever you want, really.
This is not necessarily a safety-optimized car, but it takes the fun meter to 11 out of 10.
This will be an actual car that’s on the roads. I’m not sure it’s necessarily legal in all jurisdictions.
The car can recharge its air tank, so it’s not like you need special propellant or anything like that. It literally is just going to pop itself up and be able to do these maneuvers whenever you’d like.”
Laura Simandan retweeted
Elon Musk just created a FLYING CAR.
Tesla stunned the entire world with the launch event of the Tesla Roadster.
The car just defied gravity hanging upside down, doing mid air barrel rolls over an entire fleet of Teslas and actually flying. The Roadster also went 0-60 MPH in .81 seconds in a live demo.
Only Elon could pull this off.
The future is here.
Laura Simandan retweeted
Roadster event livestream xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1yKAPwNgg…
Interesting pov
INSANE STORY... ELON MUSK'S FATHER SAYS THE MONEY RUINED HIS FAMILY
2002. ebay is buying paypal. elon is about to clear ~$180M
his dad Errol flies in from south africa to meet his first grandson, nevada. elon pays for the tickets
during a layover he's called off the plane. the baby died the night before
20+ years later a podcast host asks him: is elon a good dad?
"no"
his reasons, his words:
"they were too rich"
the first child was "too much with nannies"
after the divorce: "six on this side and six on that side"
grandsons who at 14 still need someone to hold their hand crossing the road
(for the record: nevada's death was SIDS at 10 weeks, per justine Musk. the nanny version is errol's, not an established fact)
now the part he tells earlier in the same interview
after the funeral elon didn't send them home. he bought them a house in beverly hills, errol puts it at ~70-80 million rand. later a 2-acre plot in malibu. the kids went to beverly hills high
so the man saying "too rich" was living inside the too rich
napkin math: 12 nannies isn't parenting, it's a payroll. you can staff a childhood. you can't delegate one
billionaires can buy every hour of childcare except their own
is Errol wrong, or just the wrong person to say it?
Laura Simandan retweeted
Max amini hilarious Moments 🤣🤣🤣#maxamini #standupcomedy
