𝘠𝘢 𝘉𝘰𝘪 𝘎𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘢

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"Race you there❕️" Guzma barks before bolting off to the direction of the beach.

A flashy grin. "You read my MIND❕️ I think they gots the lil' drink truck by the beach today to hit up for one."

Pods gotta new house⁉️ You gonna keep yackin' or am I gonna see it❔️ I'll even bring my boi over and it'll be a whole welcome party❗️

[He is caught. Looking up at Wren he gives up lilipup energy.] I almost ate shit, yo❕️ T-thanks. My bois be a lil thick in the head and thought baggy meant THICC. Ain't never leavin' them to do my shoppin' again, man.

Makin' dough and pissin' in Nanu's cheerios— the usual. Got bus signs ta dig up now that them lame ass tourist will be poppin' up like a herd of mankey.

Then you's need to be lookin' at your skincare routine because I be FLAWLESS 'round the clock❕️

"Don't be sipping that haterade this early in the mornin', Lu who. I'm friendly to those who MATTER."

WRENNNNN ❕️🥰 [Comes runnin' and trips over his baggy ass pants]

THERE'S THE LIL' POKEBEAN HERSELF❕️

Gurl, I can't help you be snoozin' like a snorlax until NOON.

'DAS IT❕️ WHAT'S GOOD BOZO❔️❕️

AY❕️💢 I'M RIGHT HERE 🧍‍♂️

LOUDER❕️

PLUM, PLEAZE❕️ Hollerin' with the oricorios is like our THING. A mornin' anthem❕️

GOOD MORNING ALOLA❕️ YA' FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD HOODLUM IS AWAKE.