El Chapo

Smoking a cigarette causes damage in minutes - not years.

When a person cries and the first drop comes from the right eye, it's happiness. Left eye, pain. Both, frustration.

Head up, stay strong.. Fake a smile, move on.

If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons make people fat.

Israel has broke 65 U.N resolutions with no consequences. Iraq broke two and got invaded, bombed and destroyed.

Marijuana is illegal but has never caused any deaths from usage, Cigarettes kills millions and they are legal and can be purchased anywhere.

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Rihanna are all younger than Avril Lavigne.

Adding Vodka to your shampoo can actually help cleanse the scalp, keeping hair strong and healthy.

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Rapper 2 Chainz played college basketball, and graduated with a 4.0 GPA in 3 years at a 4 year school. Never judge a book by it's cover.

Marijuana is the oldest natural, purest, and healthiest pain relief medication in the world. It's use dates back to 10 B.C.

The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.

Eating mangoes before smoking marijuana can heighten it's effects!

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.

In the last 3,500 years, the 'civilized' world has fought wars for 3,270 years and has seen the peace for only 230 years!

Detroit's tourism slogan is "Enjoy the D."

If you want to quit smoking, go to a sauna for 3 days in a row and youll sweat out the nicotine which will make it easier to quit.