Little slices of fried gold from everyone's favorite podcast/Let's Play series. Art by @ribomuhart.
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G: "See now you've got a shot!"
Y: "Except there's 2 burly men between me and her."
G: "Yeah this exact scene has played out in real life so many times."
Sims 3
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Y:"C'mon let's remember your shame."
G: "I'm not trying to REMEMBER the shame, I''m trying to adequately sort the shame."
Y: "Is this gonna be the Jizz in the Handbag story again?"
G: "Nahh I'm not embarrassed about that, that wasn't my fault."
Ghostship Aftermath
"G: I have my weird, anal video game corners that I'm not adding to."
Y: "I think we all have our weird anal corners. At least that's what my last prison bunkmate found out."
G: "Huh! Your ass has corners."
Minecraft
Y: "Last week I had an idea to add more parameters to this format."
G: "Sweet delicious parameters."
Condemned: Criminal Origins
G: "You either need to get the gay out of your system, or more into your system."
[later]
Y: "That monster must be very bitter because he cannot masturbate...I went straight there again."
Dink Smallwood 2/2
G: " I donated platelets again today, gimme some slack."
Y: "Ugh it's always blood or booty calls with you."
G: "Blood or Booty Calls: The Gabriel Morton Story."
Alien 3
Y: "Monique Parent? Isn't she a softcore porn actress? ...Don't ask me how I know that."
G: "Okay."
G: "...I lied, how do you know that"
Phantasmagoria 2
Y: "And now you're shooting confetti out of your face??"
G: "Mhm."
Y: "... New York's pretty fucked innit."
G: "Dude, Future New York is ALWAYS fucked."
Manhunter 1/2
