So excited to see this finally happen! I'm making vegemite mac'n'cheez tonight in celebration.

Al Capone killed fewer people during Prohibition than the U.S. government.

A little something I prepared for @BigBlueBubble and #msmpyp2024 for My Singing Monsters. youtube.com/watch?v=rsRg5jUm…

I’m convinced that most “body language” is a lie.

Who else remembers this?

Remember when people were freaking out over overpopulation? And now it’s the opposite? These two panics are just a decade apart. Really makes you wonder who’s benefiting from this kind of fear mongering.

Night clubs like this。。。

Soba is better than udon, especially cold.

If you remember this, your childhood was awesome.

I don’t get how people can listen to Taylor Swift. I just don’t get the appeal.

I hope every TurboTax employee ends up flipping burgers or coding.

Her: "Oh, you don't need to worry about him. He's just a friend." Him:

You're telling me Alice in Chains's "Man in the Box" is about veal? Okay, Lisa Simpson.

Tipping is a mental illness. If I’m being asked to pay and evaluate a company’s employees (i.e., the owner’s job) I should be entitled to the owner’s kitchen and hot tub.

Calling the present algorithms “AI” is akin to calling an international flight time travel.

A town could be a smoldering crater in the ground and @DollarGeneral corporate would go, "Yeah, let's build a store here."

Hylics = Understands taxes, can’t solve a Rubik’s Cube. Psychics = Understands taxes, can solve a Rubik’s Cube. Pneumatics = Doesn’t understand taxes, can solve a Rubik’s Cube.