Why is the Home Depot parking lot always full? Doesn’t matter what day or what time you drive by, it’s full. What yall making??

Get Jessel off my screen. She is horrible. #rhony

A badass Nicole Kidman might be my favorite thing. Also if you’re not watching #Lioness then get on it.

You ever think “wow what did I do to deserve this life?” And then you remember… oh I wasn’t an asshole to humanity all these years. ✔️

I really really really need to know who told Dorit that forehead alfalfa was cute. Please come forward. #RHOBHReunion #RHOBH

You know what I’ve never been sad around… chips and salsa. Let’s just all be like chips and salsa.

Actually don’t think I’ll watch this Super Bowl.

Oh. So it was not just a nightmare.

We. Need. #Bravo. I can’t take this anymore @Andy. The holidays we’re at home and bored. Give us our shows!!!

If you have cankles… an ankle strap shoe is not for you… #RHOP

You know what, no. It’s not that I’m hangry. People are dumb. I’m choosing violence today.

Why do some players have sparkly belts? #worldseries #texasrangers

As if I needed a reminder.. but i just watched a woman pull her bag off the baggage claim and load it in the car while her man stood there. Throw him back sis. That aint it.

People who stand waiting for their group number to be called, crowding the lanes, knowing they’re group 9…. Are one of my least favorite groups in humanity.

Just noticed the ventilation on the back of these football pants. I might need that for these thighs in the summer 🤣🤣 #DallasCowboys

Chargers might have the worst uniforms in the league. #DallasCowboys

Does that game feel like it’s in slow motion and taking forever or am I just old and it’s a Monday night?? #dalvslac #DallasCowboys

All I’m going to say is my Man had the thermostat on 70 for sleep and that’s grounds for divorce. I will not Be taking questions at this time.

Hey.. relax your face… my message to Cowboys fans. You don’t want your Botox early.

I legit thought an Iowa State player didn’t have pants on. That color is awful. #tcu #HornedFrogs #big12