Clerk of the LCE (Serious/Unserious PARODY ACCOUNT not affiliated with Project Moon.) (Send him a message): https://xitter.cf/t.co/HMow6Q5cSQ

Limbus Company HQ
Joined January 2026
[I land on my feet, skidding past the rubble] “It was worth a shot.” [The device produces another weapon as I vanish from sight to strike from anywhere, only to be clashed and parried] “They should be here any second…”
Replying to @LCERav20
... ohh right thats supposed to hurt, yes you see i came to the realization that I don't need kids, so I just you know. {While Ravi was caught off guard by that information I hit him with a right hook, sending him flying across the hallway} Ah here we go, scythe back in hands.
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Oh? Is the ever so elegant Blue Reverberation losing his cool facade? I’ll let you know, I don’t plan on dying here…well not to you anyway. [The liquid squelching from the device solidifies into a scythe] I’ve no clue who this is to you but he must be a strong guy.
Did you just turn into... him? I need to kill you now. Your entire existence will be gone when im done with you.
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[A bit of static comes in through the communication device] Clerk…*Bzzzz*…Ra-… [Sounds of steps frantically heard] …*Bzzzt*…Bl-Verb-… Dist-tion…
[INT BAIT!] (A distress signal rang through, a perky, worried voice coming from it.) "Is this thing on? Ah! Alright, um. Hello! This is Ezra from the LCD, we are in need for allies. LCE and the Limbus Company Headquarters are being attacked by SoTC+ Threats! We need strength!"
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Are you fucking kidding me?
Hiya its me, Argalia, and I am invading the LCE with my group of besties!! i already killed some guys on the way here by the by!!
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They finally gave me a Clerk Gun™
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//Should probably do this since i'm on takeover or something
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Checked in on Kira and she was watching some livestream of a person peeling a raw egg.
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It’s multiplied.
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Everything feels so surreal…like nothing even makes sense anymore.
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It feels weird, I've been more involved with the Index than the LCE lately...wonder where everyone is.
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Ravi, the Clerk. retweeted
// Just putting this here since I can't repost this from WhatsApp. By the way, don't just try to protect daughters but do educate your boys about it. Same goes for the opposite. It shouldn't be normalized, will never be funny, cool, or make you superior.
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Why didn’t Dante give Buffet a Snickers bar? Don’t they know that you’re not you when you’re hungry?
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I’ve never really doodled muscular people but I tried for Gebura okay
Been going out of my comfort zone for this little doodle im so fucking scared
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I hope the LCE’s been productive since my situation.
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Fair assessment. @Hohenheim010105 I’m sorry about the glue trap thing, please help.
... I don't know? Ask Hohenheim or Faust.
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// Marvel Rivals update crashed my Laptop during the last fight now I gotta do everything again.
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Yeah…remind me to never take suggestions from the Weaver no matter how desperate I am.
Replying to @LCERav20
It'd take a lot to make me laugh. Go ahead.
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Hey uh…dude…I think I figured out what the Weaver wanted?
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