Award-winning screenwriter, director, producer & owner of LBP Productions.

London, England
Joined March 2009
I accepted the awful scoreline to Leeds as they seem like a force this season, but 4-1 down to Coventry, no excuses #NUFC
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Heard he was found with too much baby oil in his system and slipped away.
Diddy has reportedly passed away.
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Diddy has not passed away. He was transported from FCI Fort Dix for treatment of a non-life-threatening head injury but returned conscious and speaking to the prison. tmz.com/2026/10/12/did… newsweek.com/sean-diddy-com… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Combs
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Got to love @AmazonUK offering me a pitiful £5 voucher for delivering me a shattered glass dish that could have injured me, then rescind it after giving me a refund and disappearing from the chat.
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I was worried about Leeds, but we've made it easy for them, awful performance #NUFC
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No Gordon? No Tonali? No Bruno? No problem, we didn't get the 3 points, but this was an outstanding performance and will only get stronger. Bring on Spurs! #NUFC
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We got a preview to Smile 3 during half time #WorldCupFinal #halftimeshow
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Me having to watch this stupid half time BS. #WorldCupFinal
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Is... Is this the game of the tournament? #FRAENG
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Now we've got a 1 goal lead, time to pack the defence, eh Tuchel? #FRAENG
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We're about to lose a 4 goal advantage aren't we? #FRAENG
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Glad Tuchel didn't pay Saka in the semi's, what a terrible player, only 2 goals by half time? Useless #FRAENG
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Back in how many minutes?! #smackdown
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This guy needs to get lost. FA are gonna be too cowardly to sack the guy blaming our ‘DNA’ while brining on several defenders to try and hold a 1-0 lead. Make it make sense.
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Don’t know why we’re obsessed with trying to defend a 1 goal lead. It’s just cost us.
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I think we're in for a big rebuild, reckon we'll end up losing Bruno, Tino & Barnes before the end of the window, but this is how I could see our team looking like. Honestly not the worst, more of a team for the future, but I think it's ambitious to think we'd make Europe. #NUFC
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Most dangerous words in the English language: “Fancy a pint?”
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Got to see my first WWE show in over 15 years and had one of the best experiences. So good I’m going back for round 2 tomorrow! #wweraw
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Only seen one episode of the new Scrubs so far, but it feels like a return to the early series of the show, a perfect mix of funny and emotion, it hasn't missed a beat.
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My fat ass thought 4 pancakes weren’t enough so we doubled it. I can officially say after 8 pancakes I don’t wish to see another pancake for another 365 days at least.
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