Mark my words: until tomorrow I will never watch sports again

Joined July 2012
Nylander: I’m scared of getting this goal transplant. Matthews: It’s ok babe, I’ll be here after your surgery. *Nylander wakes after surgery and sees a nurse* Nylander: Where is Auston? He said he’d be here. Nurse: Who do you think gave you the goals?
Auston Matthews says he’s going to do whatever it takes to get William Nylander going again. sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/matt…
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Went for a walk at 1-1 and came back to 5-1 wtf did I miss
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I love how the Oilers hometown remix jersey is the exact jingling keys oakley sunglasses home jersey that they wore for some reason five years ago
Nice. There was some rumors of the FlintTropics that cleary shot down, now. The original, yet not as believed concept, was the right one, afterall!
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We’re back baby disaster averted
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Influencing the game to avoid influencing the game
No call there is laughable. Can't influence the game!
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*at the Can’t Complete A Pass factory* we need more passes
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What on earth is going on in Canada dawg I pay $14.99 a month for ESPN and watch basically every single game I want
FYI: this Sportsnet + bullshit stinks. I’m happy I was lucky enough to (pay $150 a month to) subscribe to Rogers and have it included. But the greed level worldwide is astounding.
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What an unbelievably monopolized country. You guys should deadass be setting things on fire over those prices
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Its a special kind of maddening watching your team pass themselves into oblivion every night while the other team throws everything on net and gets gifted backbreakers left and right
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Someday the NHL will grasp that there are aesthetic possibilities that exist somewhere between “Brown because it’s old” throwbacks and Epic Bacon Monster Energy slop
NHL Hometown Remix logo drop: Montreal and Edmonton both practiced today wearing their HTR equipment. I recreated the logos as seen on the pants. Additionally, Minnesota's HTR logo leaked the other day as Wallstedt's goalie mask was posted to Instagram. Winnipeg practiced today as well and Skinner was seen in his HTR pads, however I was not able to notice anything new for the rest of the skaters. #GoHabsGo #LetsGoOilers #MNWild
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Team has the potential to be good. When you hire a direct to tv movie ass coach you get direct to tv ass results sadly
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Trump: My wife says, you shouldn't be dancing on the stage, by the way. You should walk off with a gentle wave. Goodbye. When the gay national anthem plays, you know, it's called the gay national anthem, actually. I got the highest gay vote of any Republican in history. She said, 'You should not dance off the stage, my darling.' And don't talk about the swimming. Where you look left and you look right, and then you look a little further right and you see the largest human being you've ever seen. Larger than Shaquille O'Neal, with a bigger reach. And the swimmer got hurt badly because she suffered massive wind burn. Because the giant to her right swam by her so fast that the wind was unbelievable. For the rest of her life, she'll be suffering from windburn.
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The shit I shat when it sank in that there’s no more Woll or Hildeby coming to save us from this guy
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Can’t wait until I have to shut off half a dozen more Tuesday games per season when the leafs start shitting the bed on TSN against teams like the “Atlanta Legacy” and the “Houston Alamo”
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Stolarz 😑
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Always an early week TSN game against an imaginary team
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Every time I see Kyle Palmieri mentioned in 2026 it feels like I’m back in the first Obama administration
Kyle Palmieri gets the Islanders on the board ☝️ 📺: Watch Canucks vs. Islanders on SNP or stream on Sportsnet+
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Completely unrelated but I cannot believe how bad Jake Paul has been aging as a result of all the steroids and raw milk and whatever else he’s been pumping into his body since he went full maga. He looks like he is made of mud.
Jake Paul just gave a speech at Donald Trump’s rally in Ohio “I get confused by the left, the protestors. Do they not have jobs? All they do is carry signs around while we’re doing the work.”
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*half a decade of favorable officiating, a rigged tax system and back to back Stanley cup championships* why can’t we have anything
Ottawa is dealing with injuries all over the place and is 5-1-0. Why do we think that is? Why do other teams overcome adversity but Florida can’t?
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Every time I look at the standings I am reminded that there are 6 or 7 playoff-worthy teams in the Atlantic and *maybe* 2 in the Metro I can already see the inevitable "102 point Atlantic team misses while an 86 point Metro team makes the playoffs" conclusion to this season
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Do other teams get their fourth lines announced by the NHL Twitter account or just the Panthers
It's happening, folks. 💪 Brady Tkachuk, Sam Bennett and Matthew Tkachuk are playing on the same line today.
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