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Consider this Twitter to be my official campaign to be a paid professional Weezer & Fratellis superfan. I live in constant fear of being taken seriously.

Bay Area, California
Joined August 2010
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Definitely did not expect to love winter this much after the GP show. It’s so good!!! 😍❄️😍❄️😍❄️😍❄️
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Oh shit I’ve been awake for 2 hours and I haven’t listened to Winter yet am I even a rabid fan anymore 😭😭😭 better go listen before they revoke my superfan card
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My favorite part of this is I’m a rabid fan but without enough coffee I legitimately don’t know what day it is.
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Just discovered Elvis’ cover of Don’t Think Twice It’s All Right and…weird
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My husband is helping my parents buy a new tv. I wandered off to find something more to my interests and I found the smallest vinyl section ever. So cute!
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even when there's no concerts on sale I guess I just enjoy waiting in soul crushing ticketmaster lines
Quick flashback to @tabraz seeing this stuffed purple walrus and asking me “what’s up with that vampire cat”
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My daily reminder that I have ocd is the fact that I have an email archive of things that people meant to send to Keiko but they sent them to me instead. And I will never need those things but I can’t delete them.
Why Are You Messing With Your Car Sun Roof On A Business Call dot com
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I guess it’s time to start making my own trail mix. Anyway that’s my only life update rn
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Nothing from my life has prepared me to be in a store called boot barn. I am unprepared for this.
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@Toyo_Uke idk what to do about the fact that these exist but I felt you should also know
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I just yelled out “what’s my most professional straw!!” (teal and white stripe, apparently)
Raise your hand if you had to politely accuse someone of fraud today ✋🏼
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Don’t mind me just sitting here trying to figure out how to explain to someone that October payments aren’t past due as it’s September…without getting bitchy.
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I’m trying out microdosing, but with people instead of drugs. But also with drugs.
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Work Person: I did this for you now pay me $8000 Me: that’s too much sorry. I can’t pay bc you didn’t ask for permission beforehand. Next time ask for permission. Work Person: I’ll never do anything for you again! Me: …yes that’s what I just asked you for?
I will fight anyone who skips Across the Sea piano noodles.
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not me googling “how to stop wanting to be a hermit”
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