Sad Kylo Ren

Gonna tell me and Rey's kids that we met Rihanna

Ill have her Your back home by daughter 8PM sir calls me daddy too

🎶Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you 🎶

"And you were so beautiful, in your white wedding dress" - Darth Plageuis the Creep

If you get married but mindwipe the witness, does it count?

Broke: Putting on your boyfriend's shirt Woke: Putting on your boyfriend's sith mask

AITAH for training my ex's sister?

Hey girl if youre looking for a virgin to create life with look no further. Oh wait you meant VERGENCE?

I guess telling the truth isnt good for your Sol after all.

Let me show you my secret technique. *holds your hand*

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

Gonna tell my kids this was Aegon Targaryen after the battle of Rook's Rest

Only shooters I know that would go 1 for 8 on Trump

POV: I can fix him

Kylo Ren walked so Qimir could run

If OpenAI can bring Sam Altman back, Star Wars can bring Kylo Ren back

Breaking news: Kylo Ren set to return

When Palpatine gets killed and you need a new gig

When you have to protect Snoke at 7 but perform at Superbowl halftime at 8

Let the past die, kill it if you have to.