a writer, podcaster, and orange juice enthusiast. reclaiming the mystery since 1991 he/him
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All the best this season, @DannyADR03 🤝
#HoldItDown
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@Tim_Parker26 | #HoldItDown
Can’t move to Wisconsin without letting the puppy experience her first @KwikTrip within 10 minutes of getting into the state
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Kyle Turner retweeted
Got the dub this weekend, and you can grab one too 🤠
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#HoldItDown | #Sweepstakes
“But one thing is absolutely clear: He is not going to get better. He will never be the person he was again. And though he is technically alive, I challenge anyone to claim that he is actually living.”
This is absolutely gut-wrenching thanks to Jen’s incredible writing
I got into what is for me a dream publication with this piece for @huffpost. Unfortunately it’s not a happy one, but thank you for reading and huge thank you to @noahmichelson for publishing it and being an absolute joy to work with. huffpost.com/entry/gift-assi…
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Kyle Turner retweeted
I contacted @Chewy last week to see if I could return an unopened bag of my dog’s food after he died. They 1) gave me a full refund, 2) told me to donate the food to the shelter, and 3) had flowers delivered today with the gift note signed by the person I talked to?? 😭🥹
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The #SpaceRace is a friendly @NWSL soccer ⚽️ rivalry between two cities steeped in space tradition, home to @NASA_Johnson and @NASAKennedy, both critical to human space flight. But there’s only one true Space City. Congratulations @HoustonDash on an epic win! #HoldItDown
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We got a W, now you can too 🤠
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#HoldItDown – at Houston, TX
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5 minutes before this, @KyleTheTurner told me that I got to be his best friend for today.
