I always feel bad for seedless watermelons because what if one day they wanted babies too?
MSU | Springfield, MO |
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The only way the Chiefs will win the Superbowl this year is if @PatrickMahomes spits on me and holds 7-second eye contact right before the game.
I don’t make the rules!
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In just four years, Donald Trump cost the Republican Party the House, the Senate, and the presidency.
Well done, sir!
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Holy shit @PeteButtigieg is brilliantly dismantling Trump’s army of fake news super spreaders! He needs to do this everyday until Nov. 3! – at Hampton Bays, NY
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Shock of shocks! Donald Trump, the self-proclaimed billionaire, received a $72.9 million tax refund from the IRS while not paying a nickel in federal income taxes in 10 out of 15 years.
Yep. Trump l-o-v-e-s corporate socialism for himself, rugged capitalism for everyone else.
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I prefer Presidents who don't use OUR taxpayer money to golf while they only pay the IRS $750 per year in taxes.
THAT'S OBSCENE.
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As I spend time in Maine, I’m noticing many confederate flags on properties and cars. To be clear, the confederacy was alive for 5 years, and their pursuit was to keep slavery legal in the US—and they lost. It seems many people with confederate flags don’t seem to know this.
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Trump supporters: Do you see how stupid your president and his cronies think you are? You donate your own money to build a wall, and they steal your money and pocket it. Do you see the lack of respect they have for their own voters? They steal from you to give to themselves.
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After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump
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did boomers have to grow through 2 economic crashes and a global pandemic before turning 40???
