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It hurts when I get hit
Joined October 2025
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After watching that 3a and 4a slop I’m ready for some authentic basketball played the right way. #smalltownball #realamericans #christianity
The all Catholic matchups in both 1A and 2A is proof of the Lords wondrous works! And also proof that ALL private schools recruit and pay their players!!! #yepwerecruit #NILinhighschool #Ryanmakes6figures #obviouslyfuckingsatire
Great outing by the KUEMPER knights today, vintage minnehan win. Yk what, maybe I will give the @UnionBarstool1 coach a hug. #ilikehisbeard #imnotgay #easydub #fuckunion
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HOLY FUCKING MOOD @Ryanclair2026
Sorry for the clock issues tonight… kinda going through some things in my personal life. Don’t wanna talk about it #roughdivorse #illbeback #mywifeiswithablackguy
Huge shoutout to Nick Nurse for coming and reffing the game tonight! He never forgot his alma mater ❤️ #knights #nicknurse
The fact that the Knights, without superstar Brock Badding, are going blow for blow with the #20 team in the nation is a true testament to the mentality and effort that this team shows. Also, the defense is a massive improvement from last night. #dowlingisass #overrated
Regardless of the win, the knights still have some glaring problems. It isn’t just that we have two stars out in Brock and Dylan, but the piss poor effort and lackluster defense that I see from this Kuemper Knights basketball team is the thing that really violates my clock. #dub
OUCHH!!! #30 on @HeelanBarstool just had an atrocious shot and nearly knocked me down!!! May have just been the momentum the knights needed 👀 📈 #griffishim
No matter what happens tonight, I will sleep peacefully knowing that Carroll will never come remotely close to this #povertyschool #letsplayfootball #carrollwillalwaysbeass
Could you imagine creating a twitter burner just to talk about your rival team? Pathetic @CBarstool47411 #carrollstudentsrape #youarealoser #gofuckyourself
STATE CHAMPS MF WHAT THEY GON SAY NOW?????
🏆𝐊𝐔𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐂 𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒🏆
THE KNIGHTS TAKE DOWN VAN METER AND WIN THE CLASS 2A STATE CHAMPIONSHIP.
#iahsfb Dylan Shoemaker, Matt Matz Design
Per sources, @WiltonBarstool number 8 told Kuemper players “I will rape your mother and kill your family.” Disgusting behavior from a shameful program #8isapussy #fuckwilton #BTA
His antics must have been from his parents not loving him, they hated him so much that they named him corban @Corban_Burford