@Ksause

Is mayonnaise an instrument? 👨🏽‍🔧

 New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2009
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nobody@KsauseSep 20
Proof of life or whatever
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You can’t trick me!
bria celest@55mmbaeOct 17
Whenever ppl say matcha is nasty, I just know they don’t live in LA! Cuz matcha is truly nasty everywhere but here (& Japan)
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Know you got something I need
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Why are they selling canned corn beef for $9?? You can’t even have a Jamaican delicacy no more for the low
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POCKET PARM
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 17
Kraft has created miniature cheese bottles that attach to bags The clips are designed to let people carry grated cheese around and add it to meals on the go
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That second video is ridiculous 😭😭
Shy Brother
@HeartBreakMelzOct 17
Papi Steak Food & hospitality was 10/10 definitely worth the 6k 🔥
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nobody retweeted
bum
@BattleRapBumOct 15
sorry I’m late I didn’t get the #zelle
The Jennifer Hudson Show@JHudShowOct 14
.@Claressashields didn’t come to play! 🔥
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B.@waterss_Oct 16
“Better not catch you talking shit again my boy”
Jonathan Slater
@slater57649Oct 15
You’d have to surgically unclench my ass.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video does not depict a real wildlife encounter; it is an AI-generated scene created for entertainment. youtube.com/watch?v=1KblMW…
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🧍🏾‍♂️I frew up
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Aziz Ansari’s delivery of this exact bit
gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiOct 15
London trains are like “see it, say it, sort it” and NYC trains are like “see something, say something” and that’s the real difference between our cities
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I can’t sleep without a heater in here
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What’s for lunch?
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Umbrella Corp. Official@UmbCorOfficialOct 15
It escaped.
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Candy corn 🫣
Mr. Wholebean
@footballguy82Oct 14
What’s the first candy you steal out of your kid’s Halloween bag?
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Please don’t think I changed cuz I didn’t
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That Kang shit would’ve been legendary
Shegun 🌪️🌟
@ShegunTweetsOct 13
jonathan majors is one hell of an actor
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….. this pissed me off
None Of My Friends Watch Anime.@nomfwanimeOct 14
oh….
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Bumborassclat rich outa fraud
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Noooowhoooa 😭
DC Ball Talk@DCBallTalkOct 13
I had an aneurysm watching this
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This that JID track… 🔥
DWAN.HWRD 🏁🛠@CurtissKingOct 13
AraabMuzik deserves ALL his flowers. Gaaaawd damn… 🔥✨
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My phone stopped saving numbers awhile ago… I wonder what that is about
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