Darth Vader is constantly zipping around the Empire... Well, what else is there to do during long flights through hyperspace?
Darth Vader is the best pilot in the galaxy; he is capable of operating his 74-Z speeder bike even in the most extreme conditions
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Does a bantha give a lot of blue milk? You couldn't milk it all in a day — your hand would get tired.
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Ryu Hayabusa. Even the most powerful ninja in the world needs to relax sometimes. With whom? That’s absolutely unimportant
The invincible Imperial Army can boast numerous elite units, and an ordinary stormtrooper must constantly prove his usefulness and importance to the Empire! Rivalry with the deathtrooper holds special significance, for it is a battle to win the favor of Darth Vader
Darth Vader is extremely harsh with those who make mistakes. It’s impossible to even imagine how many times a stormtrooper will have to clean this "blaster" to earn the Dark Lord of the Sith forgiveness
Whether or not you like this reward for capturing Captain Solo doesn't matter — Darth Vader will hand it to you regardless. Boba Fett, however, has no objections to such exquisite payment
Mustafar-style roasted meat à la Darth Vader. The recipe is simple: take one Dark Lord of the Sith and roast until done. Just make sure the medical droids turn the man into a juicy cuntboy




















