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Krystopfer

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Met Office storm warning for campsites and caravans bbc.in/3ByurnP
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I need to stop looking at Tesla Model S P100D's on Auto Trader. Nothing sensible will come from this.
BAHAHA 😂 This is AMAZING! 🤩
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current scene at the capitol
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Did anyone tell America to set a safety word?
Wow.
Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) profile pictureZack Bornstein@ZackBornstein8 Nov 2020
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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good riddance you big dumb baby
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Been laughing at this all day.
whitey (@nathwhiteee) profile picturewhitey@nathwhiteee15 May 2020
That’s the last time I help my mum do a Tiktok
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Join @GaryBarlow and myself over on my YouTube channel for a very special #nerdingfortheweekend about music tech, Star Wars and why the Atari ST1040 did THAT thing that modern computers can’t. youtu.be/AERfAx9A3i0
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ACTIVE DANCE TUTORIAL-FOSSE
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the room next door - Matt Hancock's Daily Briefing for #TheMashReport
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Listen carefully: you don’t have to elect Biden or Trump. The world has woken up via being suddenly shut in doors by crazy incompetent people largely born in the 1940s and 1950s without a coherent explanation. Or plan. Lives lost. Nurses sacrificed. Jobs & businesses destroyed.
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The people that believed Sunny Delight was a healthy drink for kids back in the day are now the 5G = Coronavirus rumour brigade on Facebook. They’ve never changed. They’ve now just been given a platform to talk utter shite
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Thank Christ my electricity isn't supplied by @virginmedia otherwise it would look like a permanent disco. 🤣
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Started my day off the right way - making sure the first thing I did was to type some awesome student recommendations for various scholarships and grants. Heard the last one I did landed the applicant with a grant to purchase the kit they needed to go into business. Awesome!
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Today's grant application. aes.org/education/foundation… Got a feeling the student applying will absolutely nail it!
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