⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘼𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙟𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙞-𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙥 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙪𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚. ⠀

… What’d you get me? Assuming it’s not too soon to ask.

Shit! How’d I miss my own birthday?

⠀ RISE N’ SHINE, PEE-GEE NATION .ᐟ ⠀ Featuring a… certain jester. Hands to ourselves, please?

Well, that’s a lot of names to add to the powergirl fan club. Signatures are 20 dollars, by the way!

⠀ RISE N’ SHINE, PEE-GEE NATION .ᐟ ⠀

Okay. … The whole bar? And then some?

It’s Kara. Or Karen. I don’t know who "Paige" is, but she sounds like a dick.

Depends on how much you’d consider to be "too much."

It wasn’t even that much!

I’m alive! And slightly hungover! But alive all the same!

Ohhhh my god, here we go again.

Just say you hate having fun

Oh no! My boobs are so boobingly boobish, and I just can’t help but boob all over the boobies. There’s your fan service for the year, ya’ creeps.

Labor day! Okay, back to bed now

|| Just when I thought this account was about to become a flop, ya’ll came through and proved me wrong 🥹 I love Kara and I love writing with ya’ll over here!!

Interest check!

Hey, it’s me! Powergirl! Earth’s in trouble, and only you can prevent its’ destruction! To do that, I’m going to need your full name, date of birth, and your social security number!