Just a dented can in the supermarket of life. A fool jingling miserably across the floor. a Speaker Gargoyle from way back. former blue checkmark

Joined January 2009
🚨GIVEAWAY! 🚨 With the #Blackhawks entering the Olympic Break, we're giving away a black alternate Bedard jersey! To enter; -Like & RT this tweet -Follow @JAYChi_Hawks -Comment "Go Hawks!" *Extra entries in thread Winner announced 2/6 *Make sure it's us if you're selected*
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Happy 64th to one of the greatest 🇺🇸 to ever lace em up, #Blackhawks legend Chris Chelios
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Good to see Shanahan supporting his good friend Matt LaFleurby getting booted from the playoff by a team in his division #NFLPlayoffs
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i need to inform the masses that lou wilson is just doing street interview style make some noise on jimmy kimmel
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I need the @LVAces to release a version of their jersey that just says “yes” under the ring sponsorship if they win the title
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Happy Birthday, Kawhi!🥳 For every comment/retweet, @Aspiration will plant one tree for Kawhi's birthday!
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Man imagine being so good at your sport you dive off your car to level the playing field for your competition. What a guy @ConnorZilisch #XfinitySeries #NASCAR
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This was your main event? This? What a joke. Good job Paul apparently your one hour speech took up all the time for producing a quality mania #WrestleMania
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I can’t wait for this race to get suspended due to rain because Fox couldn’t stop jizzing over a felon on the track #DAYTONA500
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🏁 Daytona 500 Contest 🏁 Pick the Top 2 finishers in the race. Order does not matter. 1st to get it right wins 🔥Dale Earnhardt/Jeff Gordon/Jimmie Johnson Iconic Ink Triple Cuts Triple Auto Facsimile Rules: 1. Follow 2. Reply (Not Quote) 3. Repost 4. 2:30 PM est. Deadline
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1)Washington Sentinels 2) Blue Mountain State Goats 3) The Benchwarmers 4) Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 5) University of Los Angeles Peacocks @AllFantasyPod @SeanSJordan
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A ridiculous opportunity to win a signed @D_Hest23 jersey 👀 Repost for the chance to win!
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REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed jersey by the 2024 National League Rookie of the Year.
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1)Nacho Libre 2)Blue steel 3)The rainmaker 4)Werewolf Women of the S.S. 5)The Nutcracker @AllFantasyPod @IanKarmel #MovieNicknames
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Wayne Brady (deal or no deal) Alec Baldwin (match game) Jamie Foxx (beat Shazam) Elizabeth Banks (Press your luck) Travis Kelce ( are you smarter then a 5th grader) @AllFantasyPod
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Always and forever.
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Hey everybody, you can sign up to make sure that voters whose ballots are set aside because of issues like this know and can fix it - to make sure every vote is counted. votesaveamerica.com/cure
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Quinn Hughes is like a depressed and distressed paddington bear. no I will not elaborate.
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